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Jesseing

The act of petting someone (especially Jesse) on the head
Jesseing amogus susy grimace shake silly billy play hollow knight nerd :3
by thepandamonium September 29, 2023
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JESSING AROUND

jessing around means to avoid any and all important tasks.
man I wanted to get my report done but i couldn't stop jessing around
by b-aller February 19, 2019
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Jesseinaholemiss

A typical celebration made by the Benish people of South Utah. It entails building a fort and putting your dog in it while you listen to the holiday’s mascot, a pink walrus with sunglasses yodel.
Son, let’s go celebrate Jesseinaholemiss!
by Flufferspaniel June 6, 2019
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jessing

Interesting or riveting. Derived from Hellen Keller's attempted audible dialogue. It is frequently used in England. It is usually preceded by "bloody."
"The pope involved in a gang bang? Now that would be bloody jessing!" - Elizabeth II

(John Lennon to Ringo Star)
"Do you think that this song about submarines will be a hit?"
"Not unless you make them yellow, that's about as jessing as your eyes are red."

Common conversation:
"Why did you get me a transvestite hooker for my birthday?"
"I thought you enjoyed those"
"That is jessing you would think that..."
by Braquan Decout November 25, 2013
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Jessing

1. When someone mixes a variety of different languages into an english sentence, hipsters use this tactic to appear more worldly and sound cool, but instead often come off like a tosser.

2. The act of speaking broken english, similar to an illegal worker found in a Home Depot parking lot, but the person actually has a full comprehension of the english language.

3. Lack of language word filter, much like the Swedish Chef, but with actual words and less comical.

4. Being lovable and bubbly to the point english words can't explain the level of excitement, so other languages are mixed in.

5. Opposite of being a word smith, also known as a word tool.
Hola, I have mucho happiness!

Katelyn said no more Jessing, but Jillian said mas mas MAS JESSING bitte!!!
by *Nuudles* December 15, 2011
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Jessing

VERB : to be super excited; basically be adoorrable!; make and execute sudden plans for everyone, thereby creating happy memories; to be cheerful and cheer everyone else around; source of happy vibes
"so what have you been upto all weekend ?"
"Nothing much.. just jessing around"
by guy_beyond the_sky October 16, 2016
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Jessing-Out

When someone is being incredibly irate over small actions/phrases
“You’re Jessing-Out right now

“ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU CAN’T SPELL ANTI-DISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM
by Gayahhninja March 23, 2023
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