Jersey douche 

The act of sweaty-crotched female New Yorkers walking over a subway grate as the train goes by, generating a waft of air up their dress/skirt/shorts that temporarily cools off their crotch.

I smell like a bad tuna sandwich - walk with me over to Canal street so I can grab a quick Jersey douche before the party.

Jersey douche by Fuckchop McGee August 3, 2011

Jersey Douche Bag

Just about any male from New Jersey. His main topics of conversation are: How many chicks he's banged this summer while weekending at the Jersey Shore, his workout routine, his spray-on tan, or when he's going to see Bon Jovi or Springsteen next. His favorite phrases are: "Yo!" and "Hey, what's up kid?"

Look at that meathead over there with the gallon of gel in his hair and no shirt on. Ten bucks he's a Jersey Douche Bag.

Jersey Douche Bag by Larry Tiita September 21, 2009

Jersey Shore Douche Bag

One who acts like a dip shit off of the "jersey shore" I.E. anyone who is a tool that calls them selves the "situation"

The sitiuation from jersey shore is a jersey shore douche bag

Jersey Shore Douche Bag by thats right mofo March 19, 2011

New Jersey douchebag 

A man who has his hair cut short. Is physically built. Is a mama’s boy and tough guy at the same time. Probably Italian. Obnoxious as fuck and wants to argue or fight with you. Thinks they are entitled. Does not mind their own business. Gives their point of view without consent. Annoyingly follows you around. Cocky ass motherfucker

The easiest way to pick a fight with a New Jersey douchebag is to attack his mother, fast

New Jersey douchebag by Evilous Dark Power October 17, 2020