Jerrad 

The most amazing boy you will ever meet in your life. He is very handsome, and has an amazing smile. Jerrads eyes will have your heart from the start. He can be an ass hole, but he makes sure that you know he loves you. Cares too much, shows no emotion, tries to hide that he really does truly care more than anything sometimes. He doesn't realize how many people love him. He has a few friends, but they will be with him forever. Jerrad is a very independent person who will do what makes him happy. Jerrad is the most confusing person you'll ever lay eyes on. He changes his mind every other second, and is very stubborn and opinionated. He will accomplish anything he sets his mind to.

"Did you see that Jerrad?.. there was something about him.."

Jerrad by tsunani February 15, 2010

Jerrad 

Jerrad is an amazing person who we all love very much

We love him, and wish that he never leaves.

Did you see Jerrad, Yeah he is amazing.. I love him

Jerrad by Tashiiee December 16, 2010

Jerrad 

Someone who is gay.

Jerrad is gay.

Jerrad by Ansus January 27, 2022

classic jerrad 

fucking idiot who plays TBC and thinks they are better than everyone after failing to deathstrike on retail.

man I bet that guy berates women and is homophobic, what a fucking classic jerrad

classic jerrad by Rip Wheeler 69 March 31, 2022

jerrid 

The most amazing boy alive. Best smile, laugh, personality, body,...everything. The total package. Impossible not to fall in love with. After one kiss, there's quite literally no going back. Without a doubt, the best lover I have ever had. Simply put, this boy is perfect.

Jerrid is a once in a life time guy.

jerrid by Surferslol August 7, 2016

Jewrad 

He is known to many as a beast. He's a nigga from the east. Incredibly giant black man, but sometimes confused for a Lebanese child. Glasses? Usually. If a Jewrad's eyes are working properly, meaning his contacts have been properly lubed up, then you will not see him with glasses. This is never the case.

Some characteristics of the Jewrad: playing stupid Jewrad jokes on his friends, mumbling stupid Jewrad phrases that don't amount to anything, getting piss drunk and overanalyzing the war in Iraq with stupid Jewrad friends, tells stupid Jewrad stories that seem a little bit unbelievable, but then backs those stories up with even more stupid Jewrad unbelievable stories.

A Jewrad is not afraid to cry at any time of departure.

You know you know a Jewrad if:

You have been asked to call back a different number because his phone is dead.
You find one or more articles of clothing at your house that clearly belong to a Lebanese boy.

You are staring in the face of strong, intimidating, magical, black, sexual, welcoming, confused, scared, sad, chocolate death.

Hari: "Jewrad! How is going on man?"
Jewrad: "Shut the fuck up! I'm a nigga from the east."

Jewrad by DomeHome October 21, 2010

Jerrod's Law 

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability Ron Paul being mentioned approaches one.

Hey look, Jerrod's Law was proven by the third post in that thread about the politics of cheese sandwiches; he said that Ron Paul finds cheese sandwiches to be unconstitutional.

Jerrod's Law by DJ Jazzy Jizzle November 15, 2007