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Jerkyhead 

A bad tempered, aggressive, hotheaded, pushy, oppressive, abusive or dramatic person.
Look at them, nothing but a crowd of jerkyheads.
Jerkyhead by Skyler Moffatt October 13, 2023
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Jerkhead 

A word used to describe someone who does something annoying, offensive, etc. Used by the super-awesome comedian Jim Gaffigan
Hey, I like balogne, jerkhead...
Jerkhead by Scorpio1889 January 1, 2009

Jellyhead 

A nutcase. As in not right in the head. Always have their shirt tucked into their trousers which are half way up their chest.
A person who is most likely to come and regail you with stories in a pub of when they "Nutted this bloke" and how his helper is nicking money from him.
They vary in condition, some are worse than others, with the worst ones not having control of bladder. A common hobbie of a Jellyhead is shouting at passing cars.

Best avoided
"Look at that Jellyhead shouting at the traffic"
"Why's that Jellyhead walking about with his trousers round his ankles?"
Jellyhead by colujimbo November 8, 2006

jerkheart 

Someone who is the combination of a "jerk" and a "sweetheart". Someone whose mood swings cause him or her to be mean at times and sweet at other times.

In most cases, people who are "jerkhearts" are considered lovable because their anger/malice/stubbornness are taken lightly, as if a joke.

Jerkhearts: Though they tend to hold a special place in your heart, you can't love them and you just can't hate them.
"Ughh... Elijah told me to shut up! He's such a jerk!... But he also opened the door for me and gave me his chicken fingers... okay... he's a jerkheart. :)"
jerkheart by gisellefromconcentrate December 14, 2008

Jellyhead 

John: Hey Lisa, your favorite color is purple right?
Lisa: Yeah, why?
John:Because I got some purple jellyheads we could use tonight
Lisa:Oooh really? I love the grape flavored ones!
Jellyhead by Gizzly Adamz September 19, 2009

jerkinhead 

Adj.; One who professes the act of self-stimulation through different methods on a daily basis.
"Just a long shower my ass! Dave's such a jerkinhead."
jerkinhead by Dan J. Smith January 17, 2008

jerkheart 

Someone who is the combination of a "jerk" and a "sweetheart". Someone whose mood swings cause him or her to be mean at times and sweet at other times.

In most cases, people who are "jerkhearts" are considered lovable because their anger/malice/stubbornness are taken lightly, as if a joke.

Jerkhearts: Though they tend to hold a special place in your heart, you can't love them and you just can't hate them.
"Ughh... Elijah told me to shut up! He's such a jerk!... But he also opened the door for me and gave me his chicken fingers... okay... he's a jerkheart. :)"
jerkheart by gisellefromconcentrate December 14, 2008
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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