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Jerkhead 

A word used to describe someone who does something annoying, offensive, etc. Used by the super-awesome comedian Jim Gaffigan
Hey, I like balogne, jerkhead...
Jerkhead by Scorpio1889 January 1, 2009

Jellyhead 

A nutcase. As in not right in the head. Always have their shirt tucked into their trousers which are half way up their chest.
A person who is most likely to come and regail you with stories in a pub of when they "Nutted this bloke" and how his helper is nicking money from him.
They vary in condition, some are worse than others, with the worst ones not having control of bladder. A common hobbie of a Jellyhead is shouting at passing cars.

Best avoided
"Look at that Jellyhead shouting at the traffic"
"Why's that Jellyhead walking about with his trousers round his ankles?"
Jellyhead by colujimbo November 8, 2006

jerkheart 

Someone who is the combination of a "jerk" and a "sweetheart". Someone whose mood swings cause him or her to be mean at times and sweet at other times.

In most cases, people who are "jerkhearts" are considered lovable because their anger/malice/stubbornness are taken lightly, as if a joke.

Jerkhearts: Though they tend to hold a special place in your heart, you can't love them and you just can't hate them.
"Ughh... Elijah told me to shut up! He's such a jerk!... But he also opened the door for me and gave me his chicken fingers... okay... he's a jerkheart. :)"
jerkheart by gisellefromconcentrate December 14, 2008

Jellyhead 

John: Hey Lisa, your favorite color is purple right?
Lisa: Yeah, why?
John:Because I got some purple jellyheads we could use tonight
Lisa:Oooh really? I love the grape flavored ones!
Jellyhead by Gizzly Adamz September 19, 2009

jerkinhead 

Adj.; One who professes the act of self-stimulation through different methods on a daily basis.
"Just a long shower my ass! Dave's such a jerkinhead."
jerkinhead by Dan J. Smith January 17, 2008

jerkheart 

Someone who is the combination of a "jerk" and a "sweetheart". Someone whose mood swings cause him or her to be mean at times and sweet at other times.

In most cases, people who are "jerkhearts" are considered lovable because their anger/malice/stubbornness are taken lightly, as if a joke.

Jerkhearts: Though they tend to hold a special place in your heart, you can't love them and you just can't hate them.
"Ughh... Elijah told me to shut up! He's such a jerk!... But he also opened the door for me and gave me his chicken fingers... okay... he's a jerkheart. :)"
jerkheart by gisellefromconcentrate December 14, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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