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Jellyhead 

A nutcase. As in not right in the head. Always have their shirt tucked into their trousers which are half way up their chest.
A person who is most likely to come and regail you with stories in a pub of when they "Nutted this bloke" and how his helper is nicking money from him.
They vary in condition, some are worse than others, with the worst ones not having control of bladder. A common hobbie of a Jellyhead is shouting at passing cars.

Best avoided
"Look at that Jellyhead shouting at the traffic"
"Why's that Jellyhead walking about with his trousers round his ankles?"
Jellyhead by colujimbo November 8, 2006
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Jellyhead 

John: Hey Lisa, your favorite color is purple right?
Lisa: Yeah, why?
John:Because I got some purple jellyheads we could use tonight
Lisa:Oooh really? I love the grape flavored ones!
Jellyhead by Gizzly Adamz September 19, 2009

jellybeanis 

Stella: I just saw Nathan's penis! It's so small!
Callum: Is it a jellybeanis?
jellybeanis by hmcknighta January 5, 2014

Jellybean Dick 

A penis that is so tiny it resembles the shape of a jellybean. It would be about an inch long with a tiny circumference. Jellybean dick's are filled with juicy fillings that leave everyone wanting more.
Scout was about to engage in a rage of passion with Whitney, until he pulled his trousers down. Whitney then screamed, "jellybean dick!", and ran out the room. She later came back because she has a jellybean fetish.

jellymad 

Someone who is both jealous and mad.
xyeLz: Wow you just wrecked me with your pro call of duty skills.

hostage: Are you jellymad bro?
jellymad by n hostage f May 31, 2011
a very cringe youtube shorts creator
Is it just me or is Jellybean kinda cringe

jellybean smuggler 

A man with a very small penis (see: button on a fur coat) wearing a speedo, tighty whiteys, or tights and thus unintentionally revealing the outline of his unimpressive jellybean sized micro soft dick.
Jenn: "You might want to think twice next time before choosing the speedo, ya jellybean smuggler!"
Nate: "I am proud to be a jellybean smuggler, as was my father before me!"
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Pee Calculus

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