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Jerky jerker 

Someone who likes jacking other people off, sometimes more than one person at a time, usually committing this foul act excessively it is also mainly men doing it to other men.

Can also be said as “jerky jerkin, jerkin jerky” pretty much can be mixed up in any way
Person 1: Yo bro I heard that Wayde is a total jerky jerker!
Person 2: wym?

Person 1: I found out last night he was jerking off Benson and Carl at the same time!
Jerky jerker by Repeatswitch August 25, 2022
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Jerk Jerker 

The name of a person who fully believes it’s a good idea to masturbate next to somebody that is sleeping or who is believed to be sleeping.
My brother is a Jerk Jerker. I caught him beating it while he thought I was asleep.
Jerk Jerker by Warn7 January 4, 2024

Cock Jerkey Elbow 

Much like tennis elbow, however it occurs while jerking a cock.
My friend Tbag had to go to the Dr. for his Cock Jerkey Elbow the Dr said "only way to cure Cock Jerkey elbow is quit Jerking off for 3 weeks," now his girlfriend has Cock Jerkey Elbow.

slurpin jerkey 

verb. to suck on a really old shriveled up wiener
For a young girl, Tanya really likes to travel round the countryside slurpin jerkey, I wonder what her parents think?
slurpin jerkey by cornfritter October 26, 2010

Beef Jerkey 

1) Dried out beef with the addition of spices to be consumed
2) Awesomeness made edible
Man 1: "dude pass me some beef jerkey"
Man 2: "Fucking A!"
Beef Jerkey by Aviticus January 20, 2009

Grief jerkey 

grief jerkey is any cooked meat that is eaten during periods of intense greiving over the loss of a loved one. Typically the meat is of the portable variety such as cold cuts, hot dogs, or when doing things properly..sausage. Grief jerkey is well known to be beloved by the Irish, and is typically enjoyed out of the back of an open car trunk in the parking lot of a funeral home after a wake or funeral service.
(overheard at Tone's wake) "Hey Schmitty...grab me another cold one and toss me a piece of grief jerkey while you are at it"
Grief jerkey by tuesdaywine July 10, 2009

Haji Jerkey 

Pieces, remnants, blood, organs, or hunks of flesh remaining from dead insurgents/terrorists in Iraq or Afghanistan. Used avidly to describe dead muj in SVBIED attacks.
The suicide blew himself up into haji jerkey as our convoy padded.

Kill Count - 1 (HIMSELF)

Have fun in Hell, asshole.
Haji Jerkey by Squirell July 3, 2005
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