Junkipede
Junkipede is a lot like the human centipede but where several junkies (recommended 4) get in a line and put there mouths in each other’s bumhollioss and get very sexually a roused to apparently get a better hit of a snowball
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junkapedia
One of the coolest people on tumblr. Unconventional blogging aesthetic, colorful, eclectic. True tumblr legend solidified with over 600,000 followers and has only been on for less than 1 year. Answers some of your asks but generally kind of arrogant or passive-aggressive, understandably. Occasionally gives good advice. Usually just a degenerate and nut-case. Posts such cool stuff though, has 2 other blogs all funny/cool.
Dave: Have you been following junkapedia's activity lately?
Jamie: Dude, any blogger with good taste and a penchant for violence and good humor follows junkapedia.
Matt: Yeah, junkapedia is 'the bomb'.
Dave: Shut up Matt, no one asked your opinion.
Jamie: Dude, any blogger with good taste and a penchant for violence and good humor follows junkapedia.
Matt: Yeah, junkapedia is 'the bomb'.
Dave: Shut up Matt, no one asked your opinion.
junkapedia by asher port May 28, 2014
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Junipered
A childish term made up by Cisco because they are losing market share to Juniper and aren't happy about it.
Junipered by IPv6Freely September 13, 2011
Jerkipede
A human centipede full of men, jerking each other off while swallowing booty garbage. See human centipede; jerking off.
Jerkipede by Dick Spacey February 25, 2017
junkiedom
(noun) all-encompassing term referring to anything and everything related to or having to do with a junkie, or anyone who is an active intravenous narcotics consumer.
Taken from the annals of junkiedom, Jo-jo was a textbook example, that nigga had a plethora of hustles at the ready to generate the much needed funds of which he required regularly.
junkiedom by Nikki Stixx June 23, 2022
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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