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Junkipede 

Junkipede is a lot like the human centipede but where several junkies (recommended 4) get in a line and put there mouths in each other’s bumhollioss and get very sexually a roused to apparently get a better hit of a snowball
Mum what is master Spontex droopy poag and Jordan doing?

Don’t worry son there just preforming there junkipede that’s what the young team in Kirriemuir do very attractive
Junkipede by spontexc March 10, 2021
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junkapedia 

One of the coolest people on tumblr. Unconventional blogging aesthetic, colorful, eclectic. True tumblr legend solidified with over 600,000 followers and has only been on for less than 1 year. Answers some of your asks but generally kind of arrogant or passive-aggressive, understandably. Occasionally gives good advice. Usually just a degenerate and nut-case. Posts such cool stuff though, has 2 other blogs all funny/cool.
Dave: Have you been following junkapedia's activity lately?
Jamie: Dude, any blogger with good taste and a penchant for violence and good humor follows junkapedia.
Matt: Yeah, junkapedia is 'the bomb'.
Dave: Shut up Matt, no one asked your opinion.
junkapedia by asher port May 28, 2014
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Junipered 

A childish term made up by Cisco because they are losing market share to Juniper and aren't happy about it.
John Chambers: "Damn it, another 10% of market share lost! We've been Junipered!"
Junipered by IPv6Freely September 13, 2011

Jerkipede 

A human centipede full of men, jerking each other off while swallowing booty garbage. See human centipede; jerking off.
These dudes are so gay the only way to describe it is to reference the Jerkipede.
Jerkipede by Dick Spacey February 25, 2017

junkiedom 

(noun) all-encompassing term referring to anything and everything related to or having to do with a junkie, or anyone who is an active intravenous narcotics consumer.
Taken from the annals of junkiedom, Jo-jo was a textbook example, that nigga had a plethora of hustles at the ready to generate the much needed funds of which he required regularly.
junkiedom by Nikki Stixx June 23, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026