Junkipede

Junkipede is a lot like the human centipede but where several junkies (recommended 4) get in a line and put there mouths in each other’s bumhollioss and get very sexually a roused to apparently get a better hit of a snowball

Mum what is master Spontex droopy poag and Jordan doing?

Don’t worry son there just preforming there junkipede that’s what the young team in Kirriemuir do very attractive

by spontexc March 10, 2021

junkapedia

One of the coolest people on tumblr. Unconventional blogging aesthetic, colorful, eclectic. True tumblr legend solidified with over 600,000 followers and has only been on for less than 1 year. Answers some of your asks but generally kind of arrogant or passive-aggressive, understandably. Occasionally gives good advice. Usually just a degenerate and nut-case. Posts such cool stuff though, has 2 other blogs all funny/cool.

Dave: Have you been following junkapedia's activity lately?
Jamie: Dude, any blogger with good taste and a penchant for violence and good humor follows junkapedia.
Matt: Yeah, junkapedia is 'the bomb'.
Dave: Shut up Matt, no one asked your opinion.

by asher port May 28, 2014

Junipered

A childish term made up by Cisco because they are losing market share to Juniper and aren't happy about it.

John Chambers: "Damn it, another 10% of market share lost! We've been Junipered!"

by IPv6Freely September 13, 2011

Jerkipede

A human centipede full of men, jerking each other off while swallowing booty garbage. See human centipede; jerking off.

These dudes are so gay the only way to describe it is to reference the Jerkipede.

by Dick Spacey February 25, 2017

junkiedom

(noun) all-encompassing term referring to anything and everything related to or having to do with a junkie, or anyone who is an active intravenous narcotics consumer.

Taken from the annals of junkiedom, Jo-jo was a textbook example, that nigga had a plethora of hustles at the ready to generate the much needed funds of which he required regularly.

by Nikki Stixx June 23, 2022