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Junkipede is a lot like the human centipede but where several junkies (recommended 4) get in a line and put there mouths in each other’s bumhollioss and get very sexually a roused to apparently get a better hit of a snowball
Mum what is master Spontex droopy poag and Jordan doing?

Don’t worry son there just preforming there junkipede that’s what the young team in Kirriemuir do very attractive
by spontexc March 10, 2021

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A woofder is a argument ender. Studies show that everyone who has Been called a woofder turns depressed listens to AC/DC tans 3/4 monster energy (varies on shoe size) turns to volume 15 and leathers every wall possible with there hade then picks up a razor plate and preforms Vincent Van Gogh art work on there body’s
(Heated argument)

Brandon your a bald dafty

Aye and your a woofder

(Brandon is now dyed his hair black got more eyebrow piercings and has more cuts than 2 to 1 Charlie) absolute woofder
by spontexc March 12, 2021

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Kirriemuir also known as k-toon full of the crackhead young team known by KYT with there master Spontex Andy and droopy troopy Kirrie legends on the junkie side of Kirriemuir
Here boys let’s get a crackpipe and put a firework through our master troopys door and then throw eggs at that fat wonky eyes JT Towns the pure smelly melon SPONTEX ANDY TILL WE DIE CRACKS PIPES WILL FLY :) KIRRIEMUIR YESSSIIIIII
by spontexc March 10, 2021

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