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jerkdick 

A total asshole. Just another expression to put someone down. You can also call someone this when they piss you off.
1. Chris lost his job today because he pissed on the manager's desk. Chris is such a jerkdick.

2. Go 'F' yourself, you f'ing jerkdick.
jerkdick by CowPie January 18, 2004
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Jerkfuck 

1. (noun) A jerk who fucks around and/or is fuckable at the same time.

2. (verb) acting in an annoying behavior, or is acting like a jerk fuck.
1. Girl 1: Look at that guy over there. He's so hot but he's such a jerkfuck.
Girl 2: I know, flirting with all the girls like that.

2. Guy 1: Stop jerkfucking around.

Jerksucky 

One who sucks tiny things of jerks. (aka whore)
Oh thanks for sucking my little tiny "thing". You're a good jerksucky!

You're welcome, you're a jerk with a little tiny thing. You deserved it!
Jerksucky by Itsjustme!! April 14, 2009

Jerktucky Derby

When you attempt to masturbate to completion during the running of the Kentucky Derby.
I finished my Jerktucky Derby in under 2min and beat every horse at Churchill Downs!