Jerk-baby

The type of guy who pumps gas in New Jersey.

That jerk-baby smelled like old peas and sneakers!

by David R. Erhard July 4, 2005

Jerk Baby

Someone who is such a jerk, they had to be born as one.

That guy over there is such a jerk baby.

by Wibly October 22, 2008

Jerk-Off Baby

When your wife is trying to get pregnant and your’re tired of having sex with her. You jerk-off then run over and shoot your load in her.

“I successfully impregnated my wife with a jerk-off baby”

by Thor drinks beer August 21, 2019