Jergus 

Sexsymbol with a huge cock, so all Danielas and Dominikas are in love with him. He hates Liptov and police officers. Jergus has big house, OP setup with 2+ monitors and shoes for 1500$. He is a great CS:GO player and also a terrible chess player with ELO 1420. He looks like Tommyinnit, but he denies it. In his free time, he watches anime and hentai. Jergus is also member of legendary group "Loptoši". Best bro in the world.

Bro1: Look! Police officer! Eww...
Bro2: Bro you are like Jergus...

Jergus: *Has (+20) winning position in chess* *Plays 10 blunders in a row and draws a game*

Jergus by UdicStalmovic January 10, 2022

jerguš 

Always broke n eatin ass

Damn im feelin like Jerguš

jerguš by anonymny krestan January 15, 2018

Congrats Mr. Jergus 

You solved it

Congrats Mr. Jergus

Congrats Mr. Jergus by someone you know at Tas December 29, 2020

Jerusalem/Dopesmoker 

The best fuckin song ever written. By SLEEP. Also known as "Dopesmoker" (there are two versions available, the one called Dopesmoker is better, but it's five times as expensive as the Jerusalem version).

The song is about an hour long (52 to 63 minutes, depending on version) is about 50 BPM slow and features crazy-ass drumming, a fuzzed-out heavy bass, a guitar that sounds like a dried out riverbed in the desert (if you know what I mean) and unique vocals, something between growling and ritual chanting.

The lyrics of Jerusalem/Dopesmoker are about a caravan delivering weed to said city. They glorify cannabis in any possible way. Many new (or old, but almost never used) words are mentioned, like "Hasheeshian", "Marihuanaut" and "lungsmen".

Rather than using a "normal"song strucure (verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge, chorus etc.) Jerusalem/Dopesmoker is set up like this:

Intro, fucking awesome riff, even more fucking awesome riff, epic riff, unbelievably good guitar solo, awesome riff, even more fucking awesome riff, another epic riff, fucking awesome guitar solo, quiet part, extremely heavy highpoint of the song including another fucking awesome solo, epic riff, reprise of the first fucking awesome riff.

All in all, it is definitely worth listening to (can be found on Youtube in both versions) wether you're a Stoner, a Metalhead, a fan of psychedelic music, a fan of experimental music, or you just like to have your brain melted via your eardrums.

A: Hey man, did you ever listen to Jerusalem/Dopesmoker?
B: Yeah, forty-six point seven percent of my brain melted.

A: Same here.

Jerusalem/Dopesmoker by Pisaura May 6, 2011

Jegus 

Troll Jesus. That's all it is.

CG: W3 H4V3 TH3 B3ST TROLL JEGUS.

Jegus by candyCrab April 3, 2017

Nike Air Jerusalem

Sandals.

Dude 1: Dude, your Dad is wearing sandals with socks!
Dude 2: yeah, Nike Air Jerusalem man.

Nike Air Jerusalem by Fucked if I know February 28, 2011

Jerusalem nut spring 

When a nappy headed hoe pours piping hot water in her mouth and garggles while your big nuts are in her mouth.

Lil Sally Walker gave me the best jerusalem nut spring on our first date. I knew I was in love after that.

Jerusalem nut spring by Zack Marc Evan August 3, 2012