A person that is strong hearted, cool, and never lets a friend down.. They always put a smile on your face.. Even when they're sad.. They always bring joy and happiness to the people that care for him. He always makes sure that you are okay. He may be a jerk sometimes but.. He always pulls through and makes sure he does things right. He would do anything for a friend.. And he wont stop until the job is done.. And people {I.e. Me} Thank him for it.. Even if they might not show it..
A dude in a papier mache demon helmet, drummer for Blood Butt, Anus Pussy and Steaming Wolf Penis (Who happen to be the same band). Featured in a biographical movie about himself and his band members, a necrophiliac bassist and a rabbit smashing guitarist.
Quote "Come on jerkbeast, comparing public access tv shows is like saying, this turd is better than this turd, coz this turd has peanuts in it.
Jeremias has a huge cock and loves to passionately please women. A Jeremias can fuck you until you scream because that’s how great his sexual pleasure is. Be sure to fuck a Jeremias in your life. Some don’t have the chance.
Dude that guy fucked me so good, his name has to be “Jeremias”!!
A relatively cool person he tends to care for his friends and family. Jeremias also is a very understanding and loving person but girls tend to hurt him but jeremias is still supportive although in pain
A Jeremiasz can be the most kind human being at times. Key words "can be". No matter the social etiquette or lack there of, A jeremiazs can always make you laugh. His jokes make you question your humor among other things. You have not found true happiness in yourself until you hear noises coming from a discord call that you thought not humanly possible. Because they aren't. And Jeremiasz isn't human.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.