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jerkbeast 

A dude in a papier mache demon helmet, drummer for Blood Butt, Anus Pussy and Steaming Wolf Penis (Who happen to be the same band). Featured in a biographical movie about himself and his band members, a necrophiliac bassist and a rabbit smashing guitarist.
Quote "Come on jerkbeast, comparing public access tv shows is like saying, this turd is better than this turd, coz this turd has peanuts in it.
jerkbeast by mikish23 May 16, 2006
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Jerkbait 

Somebody who is a (common) target for furious masturbation fantasies. often used as an insult.
"Shut up, Jerkbait."
Jerkbait by B@byQu33$H December 14, 2016
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jerkheart 

Someone who is the combination of a "jerk" and a "sweetheart". Someone whose mood swings cause him or her to be mean at times and sweet at other times.

In most cases, people who are "jerkhearts" are considered lovable because their anger/malice/stubbornness are taken lightly, as if a joke.

Jerkhearts: Though they tend to hold a special place in your heart, you can't love them and you just can't hate them.
"Ughh... Elijah told me to shut up! He's such a jerk!... But he also opened the door for me and gave me his chicken fingers... okay... he's a jerkheart. :)"
jerkheart by gisellefromconcentrate December 14, 2008

jerkweasel 

An arrogant mammal who is usually found driving an orange el camino and giving others the stinkeye, or even worse, gorilla eyes. The jerkweasel juggles many jobs, including tennis coach, unlicensed medical doctor, and seller of inferior wooden shoes. When not juggling these jobs, the jerkweasel is involved in running various Ponzi schemes. The north american jerkweasel can be identified by the 14 nipples under it's belly.
Why haven't you gotten a job yet, jerkweasel?
jerkweasel by doodleopolis January 14, 2010

Jerkenstein 

An extremely tall and dead-looking jerk.

A Jerkface.

A Jerkface McQuacken.

A bizznatchius.
yo yo yo, whats up jerkenstein.

Hey jerkenstein, why you such an ass.
Jerkenstein by J-Dizzniggity June 6, 2007

jewbeast 

n. a gigantic mammoth sasquach of a jew.
v. when a larger than average jewish male displays feats of strength

-coined by Josh Deitch
Yo goldstein's is like 6'4, total jewbeast.

Saul jewbeasted the shit outta the pitch.
jewbeast by Dudepiece October 22, 2009

jerkfest 

The sweetest party ever. Happens one weekend a year at an all girls catholic summer camp somewhere in New Hampshire. Everyone drinks in excess to the point no one remembers the previous night.
#1. Yo, when I woke up to take a piss this morning I had a condom on my dick and I don't remember who I slept with.
#2. Yeah, no shit this is jerkfest.
jerkfest by Johny Applesauce December 9, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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