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jeremister 

When a guy named Jeremy/Jeremie is just a flat out motherucking master of the universe and is just dominant in any and everything that he undertakes in that case creating there term Jere originating from the name and Mister from the German master.
Person 1:Jeremy is awesome!
Person 2: Yeah hes the fuckin' Jeremister

Jeremie: In your face bitch im the JEREMISTER!
jeremister by Jeremy Wellox March 27, 2008
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Jewmeister

A guy who will ditch school anyday to play vehicle tag with his best friend. He is down for any ideas of mayhem and destruction. He loves to drive and piss everyone off. He is obviously a Jew, but will laugh when he follows a trail of pennies. Sometimes referred to as a Jewshbag (Jewish douchebag) when he is acting in such a manner. Ironically has money all of the time. It is hard to upset him but easy to make him laugh. He will play along with pranks and is good at making his own.
Jew Jewish Jewmeister
Jewmeister by ShottyMurk June 10, 2012

jerkmeister 

Someone who is a jerk but the word jerk doesn't quite say it. A jerkmeister is usually a young jerk.
Why don't you stop making fun of that old lady jerkmeister?
jerkmeister by Shantel, Allan April 19, 2008

Jeremeter 

Pronounced (jerry-meter)
A meter to tell others how potent someone is, non-stop
It's time to use the Jeremeter again Jeremy!
Jeremeter by ShyGuy2610 May 17, 2019

Jeremeter 

Pronounced Jerry-Meter.
An instrument used to declare the potency of an individual.
Usually nevers stops declaring this fact.
It's time to get out the Jeremeter again, Jeremy!
Jeremeter by ShyGuy2610 May 17, 2019
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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