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jeremister 

When a guy named Jeremy/Jeremie is just a flat out motherucking master of the universe and is just dominant in any and everything that he undertakes in that case creating there term Jere originating from the name and Mister from the German master.
Person 1:Jeremy is awesome!
Person 2: Yeah hes the fuckin' Jeremister

Jeremie: In your face bitch im the JEREMISTER!
jeremister by Jeremy Wellox March 27, 2008
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Jewmeister

A guy who will ditch school anyday to play vehicle tag with his best friend. He is down for any ideas of mayhem and destruction. He loves to drive and piss everyone off. He is obviously a Jew, but will laugh when he follows a trail of pennies. Sometimes referred to as a Jewshbag (Jewish douchebag) when he is acting in such a manner. Ironically has money all of the time. It is hard to upset him but easy to make him laugh. He will play along with pranks and is good at making his own.
Jew Jewish Jewmeister
Jewmeister by ShottyMurk June 10, 2012
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jerkmeister 

Someone who is a jerk but the word jerk doesn't quite say it. A jerkmeister is usually a young jerk.
Why don't you stop making fun of that old lady jerkmeister?
jerkmeister by Shantel, Allan April 19, 2008

Jeremeter 

Pronounced (jerry-meter)
A meter to tell others how potent someone is, non-stop
It's time to use the Jeremeter again Jeremy!
Jeremeter by ShyGuy2610 May 17, 2019

Jeremeter 

Pronounced Jerry-Meter.
An instrument used to declare the potency of an individual.
Usually nevers stops declaring this fact.
It's time to get out the Jeremeter again, Jeremy!
Jeremeter by ShyGuy2610 May 17, 2019

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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