Jerek

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If your dating a Jerek be prepared for a lot of... “how do you say his name?” “Is it jarrod?” “Is it jarrot?” But Jereks are the best boyfriends in the world they will love you unconditionally even if your crazy, and they know you are. They will buy you food if you ask nicely and pick you up when your down. And jereks do NOT have small penises the other person is lying because obviously someone hurt them.

I love you Jerek

Jerek by Rosie posey March 10, 2018

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jerek

fuck up at every thing and is gay has a small penis and fucks up every thing

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jerek by by cade not fucker December 6, 2016

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jerek ulvstal

hes an ogre that likes onions, farting, and being gay

"hey jerek ulvstal why are you shoving an onion in your ass

jerek ulvstal by jerek shrek June 3, 2020

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Jerek's Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 shirt

A Modern Warfare 2 shirt in which Jerek wears which is gay and awesome at the same time.

I was wearing an Aeropostle T-shirt but I wish I was wearing Jerek's Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 shirt.

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Jerek's Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 shirt by Mr. McMagicMuffins May 26, 2010

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Uncle Jerek

Uncle Jerek- A person who is wholesome, sexy, smart, & strong or they are an Uncle named Jerek!

Hey Uncle Jerek!

Uncle Jerek by The Alphabet Crusader November 16, 2021

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jeekies

the cutest chubby cheeks belonging to the cutest boy ever han jisung

jtan jisung jand jis jeekies jor jlear jkin

jeekies by stanthejeekies August 3, 2019

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Jeekies

Cheeks of Han Jisung of Stray Kids, the famous K-pop group. Jeekies are so cute. Jeekies are actually squirrel type

Hannie's jeekies are soooo cuuuutttteeeee

Jeekies by ONCE an ARMY, forever a STAYBL February 13, 2021

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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