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1#The best cum

2# Sexy and hot

3# will give the time of your life
OMG Jereius has the best cum!!!
Jereius by Astro 0liver February 27, 2022
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The most godly like human being to walk this planet. Everyone loves Jerius. Jerius is an awesome human being.
Did you see Jerius and his sick new GoPro?
jerius by Jerius February 17, 2015
A black man with an exremely large penis;loves blonde women and titties.But has a soft side away from his pimping hours in the day time and his black mamba videos all his white friends have incredivly long shlongs.
All the women and most guys secretly want jerrius
Jerrius by Jerry's white friend December 30, 2010
She is a beautiful and goofy girl who will be there for you no matter what and will laugh with you just to make you feel better . She can be a little crazy at times (in a good way) but thats what makes her so fun to be around with. She can also get a little feisty when you get her mad lol so dont try her. She is also very outgoing and can become friends with almost anyone. She lovesssssss food. Lastly, she will be one of the most funniest and great friends you’ll ever come across.
You should become friends with a jereisy im positive you’ll never regret it
Jereisy by Stated.Facts February 16, 2019

Jereison 

There’s no other person quite like you.
Hey, do you know Jereison? Yeah, he’s the best.
Jereison by Jereison November 22, 2021

Jeremius Johnsonius 

A term you can use when Jeremy Johnson becomes a fossil.
"Next exhibit, the Jeremius Johnsonius."
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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