Jereisy

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She is a beautiful and goofy girl who will be there for you no matter what and will laugh with you just to make you feel better . She can be a little crazy at times (in a good way) but thats what makes her so fun to be around with. She can also get a little feisty when you get her mad lol so dont try her. She is also very outgoing and can become friends with almost anyone. She lovesssssss food. Lastly, she will be one of the most funniest and great friends you’ll ever come across.

You should become friends with a jereisy im positive you’ll never regret it

Jereisy by Stated.Facts February 16, 2019

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New Jeresy Turnpike

When you shit into someone else's ass through a tube.

Dude 1: I gave my girl the New Jeresy Turnpike last night.

Dude 2: Ewwww What the fuck is wrong with you man?

New Jeresy Turnpike by subwayeatfresh09 December 5, 2009

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jeresy

Jersey is one of the best friends anyone could ask for, their amazing and very kind their so sweet. Their someone you’d have a crush on but you’d be too late because they’d have a partner too late, and GOD their attractive holy hell.

Boy: how do you even have a crush on them

Girl: so fucking hot holy hell I love jeresy

jeresy by Bestie 👹😍 June 15, 2021

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Jereison

There’s no other person quite like you.

Hey, do you know Jereison? Yeah, he’s the best.

Jereison by Jereison November 22, 2021

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jereisa

a swag nigga and uhhhhh she’s a stupid bitch sometimes and she’s the #1 alpha of the pack. don’t mess with her kittens or you will see her bad side. you can also call her eraser or jurassic if you wanna die heh. her nickname is isawalkemdownlacethemwithfentmolestthemmakethemdieandmommascrybashtheykneecapsinandparalyzethem, for short it’s LLCOK or Legend Limited Crash Out Kale (™️seanthepond). she’s an OG crashout and originally killed King Von and payed wikipedia to frame someone else and is involved in about 3 gangs as of right now

nigga 1: omg is that the #1 sigma of Ohio?
nigga 2: yeah that’s Jereisa

jereisa by bigblackniggaballs6969 December 17, 2024

New Jeresy

A town in Texas

''I used to live in New JERESY!''

New Jeresy by BoomGun January 22, 2021

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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