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A universal answer for any question. Can be used in situation and will instantly answer you either can't answer for reasons or just don't know.
"Where were you last night?"
"Jemen."
Jemen by JEMEN June 10, 2019
Related Words
Jemyen • jemylene • Jemen • Jemena • jemenah • jemeng • Jemeno • Jement • jementre • jemkenised

jemkenised 

the condition after inhaling the fumes of fermented human poo poo
after being "jemkenised" leroy was able to cope the day working at mickie-dees
jemkenised by rodchester l jemken January 10, 2008
Traveller word for “Do you know what I mean?”
This is a reply to the DVD you sent over, Jement?
Jement by Zippy kyay June 8, 2022
jemyne is a innocent fella with the nick name jum he is a short chubby fat asian that fantasises over fat black women in bright orange g-strings, yellow boob tubes, vaginal disease with bright green hair, infected pimples hanging off her asshole along with an untreatable and abnormal amount of ass pubes (that bitch is hairier than choo bucka's puuubes). he cant make any girl scream no matter how hard he is because of his chode whilst his gf uses a usb for more pleasure and because its bigger.

:) from the black sheep
yo mayne i kid jemyne
The best thing since sliced bread and peanut butter .. she is extremely hot and thinks dominic is such a wigga and very insisting but has a sexy smile. MWAH!!
Danny Dyer "Look at that chick there"
Johnny Depp "Thats Jemena i fucked her last week"
Edward Norton "Me too"
T.I. "ME TOO"
Collin Farrell "oh yeh me too she was good in bed"
Danny Dye "oh my turn then she looks like wifey material"
T.I. "but shes my wifey
Jems "BOYS BOYS stop arguin u can all have me"
*they all gang bang her*
Jemena by Jem Jam October 29, 2008
This is the best man in the world, he play baseball so nasty, in basketball he dunk like Rusell in combination with Lebron, this man can KO you anytime anyday and he have sex with the girls of others, he is a genius.
I meet with Jemsen in the Central Park,NY.
jemsen by jemsen December 23, 2016
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