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jemyne is a innocent fella with the nick name jum he is a short chubby fat asian that fantasises over fat black women in bright orange g-strings, yellow boob tubes, vaginal disease with bright green hair, infected pimples hanging off her asshole along with an untreatable and abnormal amount of ass pubes (that bitch is hairier than choo bucka's puuubes). he cant make any girl scream no matter how hard he is because of his chode whilst his gf uses a usb for more pleasure and because its bigger.

:) from the black sheep
yo mayne i kid jemyne
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Jemone is a popular unisex first name in Singapore and the Philippines.

Jemone's are often very quiet, street-smart, reserved, and hard working individuals who value spending time with family/friends and caring for others. Despite them being rather mysterious in nature.... whenever they go out with their friends to clubs or parties, they are always the center of attention since they radiate positive and electric energy. Jemone's also have extremely bold personalities, are very funny, and always get people talking!

Jemone's are trendsetters in their own right, and are strong advocates for racial equality/social justice, and will do anything to try and make the world a better place!

If you are friends with somebody named Jemone, or are currently in dating somebody named Jemone... Never let them go or hurt them, because once they leave, they'll never come back!
Person #1: I never really noticed he was in our class until after the school dance.

Person #2: Yeah, Jemone's like that. He's rather shy, but he has a bitchin' wild side.
Jemone by Tracy Chua June 18, 2020
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jemyne • jemylene • Jemine • Jemone • Jemyen • Jemyre • jenyne • Jerynee • jeyner • jesy nelson
one of the most sweetest person ever. she will never fail to make you smile and she is very cute and pretty. she is confident and loves taking care of her friends and family. if you meet a Jenyne, don’t let her go! she is also a very lovable person and everyone will fall for her. her kind, funny, enjoyable personality makes her best friend material, and even a good girlfriend material. (go get her boys😉)
girl 1: omg did you see Jenyne today?
boy 1: yeah she’s so pretty
jenyne by 123talkaboutnames October 18, 2019
A beautiful and unique individual. There isn't anyone quite like her!
That girl is a real Jemine!
Jemine by nicolita12 February 3, 2010
Jemyre is a humorous gentleman, hes not the sharpest tool in the shed, but most likely gets decent grades, hes good at golf and is mainly interested in Caucasian women. He doesnt have the best of looks, but he has a way with the ladies. Jemyre is selfish and very frugle with the little money that he has, His future wife if he ever gets one will have to carry the weight of the relationship because jemyre is very lazy.
Jemyre is good at golf
Jemyre by O F F S E T October 25, 2018
Jerynee is a unique one. She is anointed and confident in herself. She may be misunderstood from time to time, but that is because of her charm and originality. She is quite the modest woman; open and honest when she gets comfortable with you. Don't take her for granted.
Where is Jerynee? She's so beautiful!
Jerynee by JLRMonroe November 21, 2021
Thee most amazing peaceful, loving and caring girl! Very genuine, a Jeyner will make you laugh a lot if you find a good one, if you ever come across a Jeyner in your life path never let them go!

Oh by the way Jeyner’s have big booties!
Jeyner you’re gorgeous
jeyner by Corlette November 23, 2021
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