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The act of slapping a male's testicles against a woman's chin.
Dude I was jemping her so hard her little sister started dancing to the beat.
jemp by megasaurass July 12, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
To cry for help in a laughing matter
I was so disturbed by the joke she made I started jemping
Jemp by Smittyclitty November 14, 2023
Related Words
jemp • Jempacks • Jemper • jempesh • jemphong • jempis • jemples • jemplix • Jempoy • jempty
Dude this pie is fucking Jempu
Jempu by JempuTV May 13, 2010
oh my god, i am so jemples
jemples by Munchkinx3 November 13, 2011

Jempacks 

Newest term for hairy ugly balls.
PAre, Ang baho mg jempacks mo(Your balls stink!)
Jempacks by Chickendicken October 16, 2009
I am Jempty
jempty by Jempty February 26, 2022
A person who've just got into cycling hobby since the pandemic era - usually a cyclist who uses cheap bicycle parts and a cheap RNOX helmets; usually asking someone to sponsor them an expensive bike (a beggar); Known for customizing their own bikes in stupid ways posing safety risks and disregarding traffic rules; hates professional cyclists who uses carbon and expensive bikes covetous- they go speeding up when they see one; also known for asking GCash (dyi-kas' > Filipino mobile payments service app donations after having an accident due to their stupidity; Usually brings only 20 Philippine Pesos and doesn't bring their own tools needed in case of emergency (poor); became sadboi and toxic when they're getting criticized by professionals and always have imaginary enemies; frequently seen on streets and major roads in Manila and suburbs on cheap RBs, MTBs or Fixie bikes.
John: You're not a true cyclist if you didn't experienced riding without a patch kit!
Peter: Then you'll stop the other bikers on their way and ask them to lend their patch kits on you? Jempoy!
Jempoy by Haruna_Yukawa October 3, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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