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Jempoy
A person who've just got into cycling hobby since the pandemic era - usually a cyclist who uses cheap bicycle parts and a cheap RNOX helmets; usually asking someone to sponsor them an expensive bike (a beggar); Known for customizing their own bikes in stupid ways posing safety risks and disregarding traffic rules; hates professional cyclists who uses carbon and expensive bikes covetous- they go speeding up when they see one; also known for asking GCash (dyi-kas' > Filipino mobile payments service app donations after having an accident due to their stupidity; Usually brings only 20 Philippine Pesos and doesn't bring their own tools needed in case of emergency (poor); became sadboi and toxic when they're getting criticized by professionals and always have imaginary enemies; frequently seen on streets and major roads in Manila and suburbs on cheap RBs, MTBs or Fixie bikes.
John: You're not a true cyclist if you didn't experienced riding without a patch kit!
Peter: Then you'll stop the other bikers on their way and ask them to lend their patch kits on you? Jempoy!
Peter: Then you'll stop the other bikers on their way and ask them to lend their patch kits on you? Jempoy!
Jempoy by Haruna_Yukawa October 3, 2023
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026
Male Pattern Blindness
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026