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Jellyrolls

The best dueling pianos bar in Florida. Includes such classic acts as: Ray singing "Baby Got Back", Scotty acting like Kermit, Drew playing Eminem, Chris playing the girl in "Paradise by the Dashboard Light", Jason rocking to Aerosmith, and Tommy hitting every note perfectly on "American Pie". An essential stop on every Orlando visit.
Tourist 1: Screw the theme parks, I'm spending my vacation at Jellyrolls!
Tourist 2: I'm game!
Jellyrolls by Double D April 7, 2005
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jellyroll 

1) (n) In the parlance of 1930s blues, the female pudenda.
2) (n) Female sexuality, female attractiveness
3) (n) Sexuality in general.
1) She shook her jellyroll at the deacon.
2) Her jellyroll is good, but it ain't as good as mine.
3) I ain't gonna give you none of my jellyroll.
jellyroll by heptune June 15, 2006

Jellyrolled 

Keeper of the pies
Jellyrolled eats the pie.
Jellyrolled by Pants July 10, 2003

surprise jellyroll 

when your date turns out to be chubbier than you expected. If date is female, see also squirting jam into a donut
"She wasn't exactly a blind date, I knew her from highschool but hadn't seen her thru 4 years of university so it was surprise jellyroll time when I picked her up at her apartment."
surprise jellyroll by Jake March 26, 2004

six pack of jelly rolls 

Six pack of jelly rolls is a term used to coin a person who's "abs" are really just rolls of fat.
Girl: "Wow, check out Fabs's six pack!"
Guy: "He's sucking in all his fat. Look, he's just got a six pack of jelly rolls!"

Jellyrolling 

The act of massaging ones penis in between the rolls of fat of an overweight individual in order to receive sexual gratification.
Bertha was so fat that Billy often found jellyrolling to be a more pleasurable pursuit than the act of coitus, especially when she wanted to be on top.
Jellyrolling by Zachariah1043 January 27, 2008

Jellyrole 

Penis,pecker,cock ect.
Kathy wants my jellyrole.
Jellyrole by Deep blue 2012 July 13, 2010
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