Jelly-Twat 

Someone who instigates nothing-fights as per Dane Cook's joke.

My girlfriend was being a real jelly-twat when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.

Jelly-Twat by Hippo8Me August 30, 2010

Jelly Twat 

It's a female that first you lay, then you spread, resembling the motion of spreading jelly on toast. The vagina is also often thick and squishy like jelly. Is

vagina jelly twat nasty lay spread easy jelly twat

Jelly Twat by the sea vagina September 12, 2013

Jelly Twat 

1. A combination of the words Jelly and Twat. 2 Literally some Jelly on a twat. 3. A highly gelatinous Twat. 4. A highly gelationous person who you would degregate by referring to them as a twat.

The word comes from a Dane Cook about a couple he overheard in a grocery store arguing about Jelly. In the story the man calls the woman a Twat. Comedy Gold!

"What are you looking at you filthy Jelly Twat" or more importantly "Oh yeah, get the Jelly you fucking Jelly Twat"

Jelly Twat by eeentropyyy January 13, 2008

twat jelly 

while a girl is being space docked, the orgasm that occurs results in all the gooey substances lining the vagina to be shot out. In some instances, the man would use the twat jelly as a condiment in a peanut butter sandwich.

NOte: can be used as lubrication for further space docking

When i was shoving my frozen shit into that bitches ass, she shot her twat jelly all over me.

twat jelly by Glennah August 30, 2006

Jellywater 

Referring to a man's dripping hair gel, through either melting or being washed out.

"It was hot out today, ended up getting jellywater on my trousers after I fell asleep in the sun.

Jellywater by clorkson23 June 25, 2022