Jelging

The format of Jelging varies but tend to be based around a daily workout of around 15 to 30 minutes. The Jelging workout usually starts with a warm-up. Typically the warm-up involves either a warm bath or a hot wrap (towel soaked in warm water) applied to the penis. The purpose of the warm-up is to stimulate blood flow to the penis and prepare it for the Jelging exercises. Lubricant should be applied. Once the warm-up is completed, the jelg techniques can be started. Remember that Jelging should only be done on a semi-tumescent penis, never on a fully erect penis. and The hand-grip should completely encircle the base of the penis thus ensuring that no blood escapes from the penis. The hand then gently "milks" the penis, moving towards the head and forcing the blood toward the end of the penis. Around 200 rhythmic jelq strokes per session is the average workout. Ejaculation should not occur and if the urge becomes apparent then a pause from exercising is recommended. The Jelging exercises should be stopped immediately if any pain or discomfort becomes apparent or the penis becomes erect.

Several months after begining the workout, penis size gains, both in penis girth and penis length should become apparent. After 6 months or a year gains of 2 inches in length are not uncommon.

Dude!I can grow my penis bigger than yours
i jelging ever day

by Nicolson February 15, 2008

jelfing

The act of selling items for under their market price.

Friend: Just sold my chunky dunkys size 8 for 600. Easy Profits.
Friend 2: BRO STOP JELFING

by c0ckx August 29, 2020

jegging

A piece of clothing which is a cross between jeans and leggings. Usually made from polyester, cotton and spandex.

"Are those jeans?"

"No, they're jeggings! They're way stretchier!"

by Bri12345 June 18, 2009

jelling

To be exaggeratedly lying, humorously.

Frez told me he doesn't like to eat vagina. Of course he was jelling !

by MaceyFace435 January 19, 2017

jelqing

The art of creating a longer penis through stroking excercises for months and years. The erect penis is greased and stroked a specific number of times, near orgasm, but rock-busters should be avoided if at all possible. The number of strokings is over 110...then a rest...then another 110. Some men have claimed this gives them a larger penis, but some men have come forward to show the actual results.
The Academy of Jelqing in Chestnut Hills, PA, has classes for very horny men who jelq each other and in many cases (most of them) way over into orgasms, so that the Academy classroom walls are covered with sperm. The Academy also offers classes in 'the techniques of the power-house enema" and other such delights combined with the art of the jelq. Jelqing does create a situation of male-bonding particularily when the therapy gives the penis a release and orgasm to have everyone else in class ducking the flying jizz shots!

"I've been jelqing my cock for so long and it's still a hard 3"...but I keep jelqing because it's fun to do it with my son and his teenage friends"

"Someone yelled OH GOD I JELQED INTO A SPERM-BLASTER"

by Marcus Holly January 9, 2008

Jegging Off

Jerking off with eggs. Preferably with the yolk still intact so it looks like you've been fucking a hen in the cloaca.

Travis, we have to talk. Your jegging off has become a problem. Though we respect you not touching the chickens anymore, we're getting low on eggs.

by Sunny Chances November 23, 2013

jelgina

When you’re jealous of someone who is normally a gorgina, whorgina, or borgina.
You could also be considered a Jelgina if you are just jealous in general.

“Omg Pheobe, you’re such a Jelgina!”

“I’m so Jelgina of you right now”

by Bigoldbagel September 21, 2018