Jedging

A looksmaxxing technique wherein the user breaks, fractures, or severely damages their pelvic bones and structures (often with a hammer) and/or severely damages the skin and surrounding tissue of their genitals, in an attempt to regrow the bones, skin, and structures in a more attractive manner.

Jedger - One who Jedges
Jedge Sesh - A blood pact of sorts with your mates to collectively jedge, suffering the consequences or reaping the rewards of Jedging.

"Oh my gosh brad... I can tell you've been jedging yourself... it certainly paid off!"

"Bros, wanna have a jedge sesh tonight at my place? Been feeling pretty insecure lately and I wanna up my crotch game to the next level."

by EdgeDotJpeg January 27, 2024

Jedging

Jedging is the act of jelquing whilst edging by tearing sideways as you avoid ejaculating.

Dude, last night was crazy, i was jedging till i grew 8 centimetres in circumference!

by EdgeLordsigma July 9, 2024

jegging

A piece of clothing which is a cross between jeans and leggings. Usually made from polyester, cotton and spandex.

"Are those jeans?"

"No, they're jeggings! They're way stretchier!"

by Bri12345 June 18, 2009

Jegging Off

Jerking off with eggs. Preferably with the yolk still intact so it looks like you've been fucking a hen in the cloaca.

Travis, we have to talk. Your jegging off has become a problem. Though we respect you not touching the chickens anymore, we're getting low on eggs.

by Sunny Chances November 23, 2013

judging Granados

Adressed when he or she is judging a certain person for their acts but, that person is doing the same thing back.

Our Preacher needs to stop being a Judging Granados!

by KingArthur3 November 27, 2009

judging hard

When you are continuously judging someone or something. You're judging hard.

Matty- I hate that all girls with long hair are mean... like every girl with long hair is mean.
Kenny- dude you're judging hard... Not EVERY girl with long hair is mean...

by Jessyboy212 March 28, 2014

Jeggings

A combination of jeans and leggings.

Those look like skinny jeans but they look like leggings. They must be jeggings.

by msfashionista December 19, 2009