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Jelger
Jelger is the best person on the planet, if you meet him you'll get blown away by his coolness. He is best coupled with Brooke.
Jelger by Pussyandtitiesdetroyer69 April 12, 2021
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Eren Jeager
1. Sexy war criminal with pretty privilege that really doesnt want to do what he is doing but he has no choice lmao. People highly misunderstand this motherfucker (not literally)and literally the only thing he needs is a fucking hug. Give this piece of shit a hug please.
Oh and also Marleyans make it sound like it was a slur for some reason so it's illegal ahaha
Oh and also Marleyans make it sound like it was a slur for some reason so it's illegal ahaha
Eren Jeager by notgaybutprobablygay February 25, 2021
jeagerbombtastic
Shadis: Well, sweet Pacific Rim job, look at you Jeager! You're all loose and tight at the same time. JEAN! Why can't you be more like JEAGERBOMBTASTIC over here??
Jean: eughhhe (neighing sound)
Jean: eughhhe (neighing sound)
jeagerbombtastic by SlyRivai December 18, 2015
jellery
jellery by FlickChick December 11, 2004
Dr. Jeiger
Typically the name of chemistry teachers that look like an egg, touch little kids, and are unable to tie their shoes.
Person #1 I heard you lost your virginity?
Person #2 yea Dr. Jeiger told me to come to wrestling practice, Only for me to find out he meant something completely different
Person #2 yea Dr. Jeiger told me to come to wrestling practice, Only for me to find out he meant something completely different
Dr. Jeiger by Dwayne the glock Johnson February 7, 2019
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026