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jeizel, she's the best. she likes helping out her friends but hides her own pain. she probably doesn't want to bother other people but the truth is, she's not a bother at all. she can give everything youwant and need even without anything in exchange. the best friend you can ever have. she's also pretty and intelligent.
Hey, that girl is shy at first but are very outgoing once you get to know her. She must be named jeizel.
Jeizel by g_rai_zel October 21, 2021
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Jeizen • jeiden • jizena • jeilene • jeisen • jeizzen • Jewzenhawgen • jaizen • Jeezen • Jeiben

Jewzenhawgen 

1.(noun) - The unit rate for measurment of jewness
"Wow man that guy was like a 500 on the jewzenhawgen scale". "Na dude he was atleast a 600"
Jewzenhawgen by Gregthejew July 22, 2006
Doin fine and just chilling
“Are you doing good dude?”
“Just jeezen”
Jeezen by Catwrists2008 May 18, 2022
She is an amazing person and a loyal friend. She is worth obsessing over. She is there after the storm, waiting for you to love her back. She is a good shoulder to cry on. A very understanding person. She is beautiful, loving,kind, honest person who us secretly an angel.
1.Jeisen! Isn't she the best.
2. I'd love to have a Jeisen in my life.
Jeisen by J.k.i.l.y. December 18, 2017
An actual Mom in the friend group. Says "kms" a lot. Really caring, sentimental, sweet. But if you get on their bad side they will make you feel like a piece of shit. Jeiden is an amazing person, befriend a Jeiden they're awesome.
"Oh shit is that Jeiden? They're so Mom haha."
jeiden by Jeiden Hoes June 17, 2017

Jewzenhawgen 

1.(noun) - The unit rate for measurment of jewness
"Wow man that guy was like a 500 on the jewzenhawgen scale". "Na dude he was atleast a 600"
Jewzenhawgen by Gregthejew July 23, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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