Jehovee

Shortened single word for a Jehovah's Witness. Not endorsed by the church itself.

"Man I'm getting tired of those Jehovees coming to my door so early in the morning!"

by yellowc November 22, 2006

Jehovie

Slang term used to refer to Jehovah's witnesses.

Also known as a J-Ho

A Jehovie came to my door today, I hit him with a baseball bat.

I wish I could be a J-Ho!

by Mark the Jew December 26, 2008

Jehovie

A very athletic annoying person

Did you see that Jehovie run and jump over that fence when my dog started chasing him

SEE: Jehovah's Witless for comparison (they don't make the fence)

by CORNBIOFUEL January 15, 2009

jehove

To steal or jack something without paying.
This usually involves clothes, money, food, or anything that should be paid for.

Michelle: How much did you jehove in that shop
Antonia: Nah, that indian man was watchinbg me, i couldnt
Lola: I jehoved 4 things
Kenni: Same as antonia, i was shit scared!!!!
Michelle: I got 5, shame lola you fucking whore!!!! xxxxxxx loserrrrrr!!!!!!!

by Michelle antonia October 21, 2007

JeHovey

An abnormal specimen which has one line 'Free my boy JeHovey'

Omg Sarah, he is such a JeHovey

by JeHovey July 30, 2022

Jehoven

"Jehoven" translates "That Which Causes To Become The One To Whom It Belongs" And Is The Ancient Ilah of Sumeria The Deity Of The Hebrews And The Muslims God Allah; The Almighty Given All Things Back; Of The One Known As "Jehoven"

Allah, Yahweh, Jehovah is Given Back All As Jehoven

by Jon Odinson December 13, 2022