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To steal or jack something without paying.
This usually involves clothes, money, food, or anything that should be paid for.
Michelle: How much did you jehove in that shop
Antonia: Nah, that indian man was watchinbg me, i couldnt
Lola: I jehoved 4 things
Kenni: Same as antonia, i was shit scared!!!!
Michelle: I got 5, shame lola you fucking whore!!!! xxxxxxx loserrrrrr!!!!!!!
jehove by Michelle antonia October 21, 2007
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Shortened single word for a Jehovah's Witness. Not endorsed by the church itself.
"Man I'm getting tired of those Jehovees coming to my door so early in the morning!"
Jehovee by yellowc November 22, 2006
"Jehoven" translates "That Which Causes To Become The One To Whom It Belongs" And Is The Ancient Ilah of Sumeria The Deity Of The Hebrews And The Muslims God Allah; The Almighty Given All Things Back; Of The One Known As "Jehoven"
Allah, Yahweh, Jehovah is Given Back All As Jehoven
Jehoven by Jon Odinson December 13, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004