Jehovie

Slang term used to refer to Jehovah's witnesses.

Also known as a J-Ho

A Jehovie came to my door today, I hit him with a baseball bat.

I wish I could be a J-Ho!

by Mark the Jew December 26, 2008

Jehovie

A very athletic annoying person

Did you see that Jehovie run and jump over that fence when my dog started chasing him

SEE: Jehovah's Witless for comparison (they don't make the fence)

by CORNBIOFUEL January 15, 2009

Un-jehoving

The opposite of what a jehova's witness does. Instead of following people around to spread the word of god, you'll run from people to keep your beliefs to yourself.
Un-jehoving is pretty much identical as "Reverse-following"

Jehova's Witness: Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about god?
Person who is un-jehoving: No!

by Maxence05_ April 4, 2019

jehovi

the plural form for a jehovan witness

have you seen the increased amount of jehovi at school recently?

by jehovahschild May 3, 2018

jehove

To steal or jack something without paying.
This usually involves clothes, money, food, or anything that should be paid for.

Michelle: How much did you jehove in that shop
Antonia: Nah, that indian man was watchinbg me, i couldnt
Lola: I jehoved 4 things
Kenni: Same as antonia, i was shit scared!!!!
Michelle: I got 5, shame lola you fucking whore!!!! xxxxxxx loserrrrrr!!!!!!!

by Michelle antonia October 21, 2007

Jehovvies

A slang name for a group of Jehovah's Witnesses, the singular form is "jehovy".

"Oh no, the jehovvies are at the door again.

by U. P. January 7, 2011

Jehovee

Shortened single word for a Jehovah's Witness. Not endorsed by the church itself.

"Man I'm getting tired of those Jehovees coming to my door so early in the morning!"

by yellowc November 22, 2006