Jehovie

Slang term used to refer to Jehovah's witnesses.

Also known as a J-Ho

A Jehovie came to my door today, I hit him with a baseball bat.

I wish I could be a J-Ho!

by Mark the Jew December 26, 2008

jehovi

the plural form for a jehovan witness

have you seen the increased amount of jehovi at school recently?

by jehovahschild May 3, 2018

Jehovie

A very athletic annoying person

Did you see that Jehovie run and jump over that fence when my dog started chasing him

SEE: Jehovah's Witless for comparison (they don't make the fence)

by CORNBIOFUEL January 15, 2009