Jehovie 

Slang term used to refer to Jehovah's witnesses.

Also known as a J-Ho

A Jehovie came to my door today, I hit him with a baseball bat.

I wish I could be a J-Ho!

Jehovie by Mark the Jew December 26, 2008

Jehovie  

A very athletic annoying person

Did you see that Jehovie run and jump over that fence when my dog started chasing him

SEE: Jehovah's Witless for comparison (they don't make the fence)

Jehovie by CORNBIOFUEL January 15, 2009

Un-jehoving 

The opposite of what a jehova's witness does. Instead of following people around to spread the word of god, you'll run from people to keep your beliefs to yourself.
Un-jehoving is pretty much identical as "Reverse-following"

Jehova's Witness: Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about god?
Person who is un-jehoving: No!

Un-jehoving by Maxence05_ April 4, 2019

jehovi 

the plural form for a jehovan witness

have you seen the increased amount of jehovi at school recently?

jehovi by jehovahschild May 3, 2018

jehove 

To steal or jack something without paying.
This usually involves clothes, money, food, or anything that should be paid for.

Michelle: How much did you jehove in that shop
Antonia: Nah, that indian man was watchinbg me, i couldnt
Lola: I jehoved 4 things
Kenni: Same as antonia, i was shit scared!!!!
Michelle: I got 5, shame lola you fucking whore!!!! xxxxxxx loserrrrrr!!!!!!!

jehove by Michelle antonia October 21, 2007

Jehovvies 

A slang name for a group of Jehovah's Witnesses, the singular form is "jehovy".

"Oh no, the jehovvies are at the door again.

Jehovvies by U. P. January 7, 2011

Jehovee 

Shortened single word for a Jehovah's Witness. Not endorsed by the church itself.

"Man I'm getting tired of those Jehovees coming to my door so early in the morning!"

Jehovee by yellowc November 22, 2006