jehova witness
Strangers at your door who you really don't want to hear there shit. The kind of people that don't like you knocking on there doors in Halloween.
jehova witness by Pennyworth832 December 22, 2016
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Jehova witness
A bunch of christian religious freaks that go around knocking on people's doors, even if the people that they visit are jewish (They mostly visit people of another religion just to tell them that their religion is wrong)
DING DONG!.............(walks up to the door, and opens it) Jehova witness people: hello, we are Jehova's witness and_ jewish person: sorry, I am jewish, and I don't talk to religious freaks, bye! (slams the door!)
Jehova witness by starwarsfan123 February 19, 2018
A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.
Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024
Jehova's Witness
Foolish, destructive, evil sect.
I was happily married and had two wonderful little boys.
The mother of my first wife "got religion" with the JWs and then brainwashed her daughter to become one.
As an atheist I accept other's ideas, so I went along with the idea and accepted her going to the JW meetings where she was indocrinated into their ideas. However, at the insistence of her local JWs she started to try and convince me to go and become one if them.
I said that I was happily an atheist and that the bible was written by men not God.
From then on things went from bad to worse and I was officially and publicly declared to be The Devil.
We divorced and I am now happily remarried with two lovely girls.
Jehova's Witnesses directly caused the breakup of my marriage and caused two innocent young boys to be subjected to the pain and loss which now, after 30 years still affects my oldest boy.
Jehova's Witneses are evil fools.
I was happily married and had two wonderful little boys.
The mother of my first wife "got religion" with the JWs and then brainwashed her daughter to become one.
As an atheist I accept other's ideas, so I went along with the idea and accepted her going to the JW meetings where she was indocrinated into their ideas. However, at the insistence of her local JWs she started to try and convince me to go and become one if them.
I said that I was happily an atheist and that the bible was written by men not God.
From then on things went from bad to worse and I was officially and publicly declared to be The Devil.
We divorced and I am now happily remarried with two lovely girls.
Jehova's Witnesses directly caused the breakup of my marriage and caused two innocent young boys to be subjected to the pain and loss which now, after 30 years still affects my oldest boy.
Jehova's Witneses are evil fools.
Yes! Open the door to the Jehova's Witnesses and tell those fools that their stupid, evil, ignorant ideas caused the breakup of my happy marriage and that I despise and hate them for it and will never forgive them.
Then tell them to fuck off and slam the door in their face.
Then tell them to fuck off and slam the door in their face.
Jehova's Witness by soreofhing July 7, 2009
Jehova's Witness
They are not lazy at all because they do all the normal stuff like raise a family, work, go to school and they still manage to get god's word out regurly. AND, it's spelled Jehovah's Witnesses
3 days a week got to religous meetings
5 day a week (or more) work-go to school
24-7 raise a family
any day they get a chance go out door-to-door
5 day a week (or more) work-go to school
24-7 raise a family
any day they get a chance go out door-to-door
Jehova's Witness by Joy Smith July 12, 2005
Jehova's Witness
Usually spelled Jehovah's Witness. A strict religious group in which members cannot celebrate holidays or birthdays, but rather spend their time going door to door annoying people with their views and beliefs.
John: Hey, someone just knocked on our front door.
Sally: Oh snap! It's the Jehovah's Witnesses again. Go tell them we are atheists.
Sally: Oh snap! It's the Jehovah's Witnesses again. Go tell them we are atheists.
Jehova's Witness by Jennyknowswhatsup August 1, 2005
Jehova's Witness
A splinter movement of the Jehovah's Witnesses that considers excess of 'H's to be an abomination before the Lord. Jehovah's Witnesses believe their group to be founded on a spelling error, but Jehova's Witnesses know that is just the sort of blasphemy those H-lovers would resort to.
G: Hey, I have this friend, he's a Jehova's Witness.
M: Are you sure s/he isn't a Jehovah's Witness, and you just can't spell?
G: That's very narrow-minded of you. I'd have thought you of all people would show respect for other people's religions.
M: In that case I'm a Krystiyan.
G: Really? Could you explain for me what you believe?
M: Are you sure s/he isn't a Jehovah's Witness, and you just can't spell?
G: That's very narrow-minded of you. I'd have thought you of all people would show respect for other people's religions.
M: In that case I'm a Krystiyan.
G: Really? Could you explain for me what you believe?
Jehova's Witness by spooky cactus July 31, 2005
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