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jemisery 

oh jesus this weather is an absolute jemisery
jemisery by scotcheg August 28, 2020
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Jemison is a type of person who you just need to say is a handsome beast. He is an athletic and is a fit and a strong person. He would be the type of man who would pick up all the hot chicks.
You are a Jemison.
jemison by Jemison March 17, 2018

Jehamish 

A person who is a Jehovah's Witness, but is also Amish at the same time. The first case of a person of these qualifications was in 2016 of a boy who loves the video games Uncharted 4 and Battlefront on PlayStation.
See that Jehovah's Witness kid that looks Amish over there? He's actually a Jehamish.
Jehamish by Ohreeeaaalllyy May 13, 2016
Very Very uncommon name.
Pronounced Jamie.
person 1....What is her name?
person 2....Jehmie
Jehmie by Xavier Barrick April 20, 2007
Jemish is a beautiful and cheerful person. He is warm and kind. He has a delightful nature and loves entertaining everyone with his edits. <3
Jemish must've made this edit.

I Jemish you<3
jemish by manyaxx August 22, 2021
n. A blonde, baseball player who desperately wants to be in a relationship with his best friend but the feelings are not mutual. To get attention a jemiseed will make rude gestures and comments about the appearance of other girls and refuse to bathe. However, a jemiseed may occasionally make a kind gesture or comment towards his best friend, hoping that it will make her forget about all the other stupid shit that he most likely will do each hour. This attempt will always FAIL.
girl: I'm going out to lunch with my best friend for our usual thursday date.
friend: will he pay for you"
girl: of course! he's such a jemiseed.
jemiseed by gurl1991 April 15, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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