Jeffluent

A portmanteau of "Jeff" and "effluent". Jeffluent is word for the abundance of low quality products from Amazon (an online marketplace owned by Jeff Bezos) that are flooding the world. Jeffluent can be used for cheap commodities from any online marketplace, not just Amazon.

Billy's Amazon addiction will have us all drowning in a sea of Jeffluent.

There appears to be some more Jeffluent at the front door.

by Remi B January 22, 2025

effluent pond

see: dam

"damn son, that's a dam nice effluent pond

by ahmed6969 October 16, 2020

Effluently Homosexual

Being a sassy-type gay person, causing homo-phobics and other people to label you as such. Not necessarily a bad thing, but it's usually used in a manner of hate and disapproval.

1) That kid is so effluently homosexual... He struts around school like he wants people to know he's gay.

2) Person #1: What a flamer...

Person #2: I know! He's so Effluently Homosexual!

by the psedonomic badger May 5, 2010

effluentially challenged

one who doesn't care much for sex because of the discharge/s of bodily fluids (usually females!)

when john 'spunked down' and lisa saw spunk on the bed, he, thought he was going to be 'de-balled', she was effluentially challenged!!

sharon appeared less than enthusiastic about the 'mess' that remained after their 'work-out, effluentially challenged being that she was!!

judy about gagged when john spunked! she was extremely effluentially challenged!

by michael foolsley January 1, 2010

effluentializations

a leader of a group, that the other people look up to and follow.

my friend is one of many effluentializations because he is the leader of our group

by the four muskateers November 10, 2021

effluentcer

Someone who continually posts shite (garbage) on social media

John posts garbage on Instagram and Facebook 20 times a day, his friends call him an effluentcer.

by Bob the Bike April 19, 2023

Effluential

Gaining acceptance of a plan or idea presented with no opposition from others while possessing offensive poo smell.

" I tell you, Louise- I had a much better to Jack's idea for the company but I gave up- I just couldn't stay in the same room as him as I think he must have shit his pants!"

" Yep, he did it again- he is just too effluential that way"

by the Great Iloo August 24, 2025