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A portmanteau of "Jeff" and "effluent". Jeffluent is word for the abundance of low quality products from Amazon (an online marketplace owned by Jeff Bezos) that are flooding the world. Jeffluent can be used for cheap commodities from any online marketplace, not just Amazon.

Billy's Amazon addiction will have us all drowning in a sea of Jeffluent.

There appears to be some more Jeffluent at the front door.

Jeffluent by Remi B January 22, 2025

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effluent pond

see: dam

"damn son, that's a dam nice effluent pond

effluent pond by ahmed6969 October 16, 2020

Effluently Homosexual

Being a sassy-type gay person, causing homo-phobics and other people to label you as such. Not necessarily a bad thing, but it's usually used in a manner of hate and disapproval.

1) That kid is so effluently homosexual... He struts around school like he wants people to know he's gay.

2) Person #1: What a flamer...

Person #2: I know! He's so Effluently Homosexual!

Effluently Homosexual by the psedonomic badger May 5, 2010

effluentially challenged

one who doesn't care much for sex because of the discharge/s of bodily fluids (usually females!)

when john 'spunked down' and lisa saw spunk on the bed, he, thought he was going to be 'de-balled', she was effluentially challenged!!

sharon appeared less than enthusiastic about the 'mess' that remained after their 'work-out, effluentially challenged being that she was!!

judy about gagged when john spunked! she was extremely effluentially challenged!

effluentially challenged by michael foolsley January 1, 2010

effluentializations

a leader of a group, that the other people look up to and follow.

my friend is one of many effluentializations because he is the leader of our group

effluentializations by the four muskateers November 10, 2021

effluentcer

Someone who continually posts shite (garbage) on social media

John posts garbage on Instagram and Facebook 20 times a day, his friends call him an effluentcer.

effluentcer by Bob the Bike April 19, 2023

Effluential

Gaining acceptance of a plan or idea presented with no opposition from others while possessing offensive poo smell.

" I tell you, Louise- I had a much better to Jack's idea for the company but I gave up- I just couldn't stay in the same room as him as I think he must have shit his pants!"

" Yep, he did it again- he is just too effluential that way"

Effluential by the Great Iloo August 24, 2025

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026