A so-called 'social media influencer' that goes that extra mile to spew forth more shit (effluencing) in order to garner another 15 minutes of fame (or infamy).
Look, the social media effluencer Ducklips is effluencing that cheap line of makeup on social media again! No one must have noticed her today.
Poo, shit, crap, feaces, basically what ever comes out of your arse (bottom, behind, anus, bum-hole, poo-poo).
Can also be used as a term to describe the way in which someone is talking...
...The Super bowl, twin turbo, uber suction excri-toilet will safely and quietly remove your effluence even before you've managed to pull your trousers up!
The words exiting Roger's mouth were so foul, it was a constant stream of effluence...
An Effluencer is the opposite to an influencer, as in they typically fly in and crap all over a situation and fly out again without really taking responsibility for what they perceived to be easy not taking into consideration the perspective of the people, business, or environment that they have impacted. Generally senior management types that get promoted due to innate ability to suck up with little real world knowledge of what they are doing.
A meeting of highly influential Effluencer’s gathered in head office and made commitments to client that were never achievable as result leaving the Project Manager to cleanup their mess and repair the Customer relationship.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'