Jeetlag

The overwhelming exhaustion and regret one feels after impulsively selling a meme coin right before it moons — often followed by staring blankly at charts, questioning life choices, and muttering “I should’ve diamond-handed.”

Symptoms include:

Chronic chart-checking

Involuntary scrolling through Telegram alpha groups

Sudden outbursts like “WHY DID I SELL?!”

Insomnia induced by $PEPE candle hallucinations

Origin:
A tragic fusion of “jeet” (a degenerate who sells too early) and “jetlag” (feeling tired after time travel — similar to watching your bags time travel to the moon without you).

“Bro, I sold that token at a 2x and it hit a 50x an hour later… I’ve got full-blown jeetlag.”

by krocksey April 6, 2025

Jeetlag

The overwhelming exhaustion and regret one feels after impulsively selling a meme coin right before it moons — often followed by staring blankly at charts, questioning life choices, and muttering “I should’ve diamond-handed.”

Symptoms include:

Chronic chart-checking

Involuntary scrolling through Telegram alpha groups

Sudden outbursts like “WHY DID I SELL?!”

Insomnia induced by $PEPE candle hallucinations

Origin:
A tragic fusion of “jeet” (a degenerate who sells too early) and “jetlag” (feeling tired after time travel — similar to watching your bags time travel to the moon without you).

“Bro, I sold that token at a 2x and it hit a 50x an hour later… I’ve got full-blown jeetlag.”

by krocksey April 6, 2025

Jeetlag

The overwhelming exhaustion and regret one feels after impulsively selling a meme coin right before it moons — often followed by staring blankly at charts, questioning life choices, and muttering “I should’ve diamond-handed.”

Symptoms include:

Chronic chart-checking
Involuntary scrolling through Telegram alpha groups
Sudden outbursts like “WHY DID I SELL?!”
Insomnia induced by $PEPE candle hallucinations

Origin:
A tragic fusion of “jeet” (a degenerate who sells too early) and “jetlag” (feeling tired after time travel — similar to watching your bags time travel to the moon without you).

“Bro, I sold that token at a 2x and it hit a 50x an hour later… I’ve got full-blown jeetlag.”

by zoxecom April 8, 2025

Whitechapel jetlag

A condition commonly suffered after excessive partying, named after London's most hedonistic district. The effect is reminiscent of the effects of long distance air travel, whereby your body no longer has any concept of what time of day or night it really is.

Cassie was struggling on on Sunday. After Friday's drinks got a bit out of hand, she had a serious case of Whitechapel jetlag and still isn't completely sure what day it is.

by Clarebear81 January 9, 2011

jetlagged

Someone who looks like shit.

“So here we are. You look jetlagged. And by that I mean you look like shit.”

by PsychoUmbreon November 17, 2013

school jetlag

Problem on the last night of the school holidays, which is to be followed by the first day of school. You are forced to adjust yourself back into your old sleeping pattern, in the knowledge that you will be up before 7am, but cannot get to sleep.

*5 students collapse*
"wow.. that's some pretty bad school jetlag.. they must've been going to bed at 5am all summer.."

by the lolagon January 14, 2008

jetlag

When you travel to a different country and the difference between them (in hours) is too big, you might suffer of jetlag. Sometimes it has.. a headache, dizzy feeling or any other health problem.

jon: were you sleeping?
andrew: ooohh.. mate im toooo tired.. my jetlag is killing me.

by RavnosUk December 23, 2007