Rugxiety

That sudden, overwhelming fear you get while watching a meme coin you've just aped into skyrocket… because you know deep down that a rug pull is lurking right behind that green candle. Often accompanied by sweaty palms, compulsive refreshing of Dexscreener, and regrettable life choices.
Pronounced: rug-zai-uh-tee
"Bro I can't sleep, this $WOOFMOON chart looks too good to be true. I'm deep in rugxiety right now."
by zoxecom April 08, 2025
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Jeetlag

The overwhelming exhaustion and regret one feels after impulsively selling a meme coin right before it moons — often followed by staring blankly at charts, questioning life choices, and muttering “I should’ve diamond-handed.”

Symptoms include:

Chronic chart-checking
Involuntary scrolling through Telegram alpha groups
Sudden outbursts like “WHY DID I SELL?!”
Insomnia induced by $PEPE candle hallucinations

Origin:
A tragic fusion of “jeet” (a degenerate who sells too early) and “jetlag” (feeling tired after time travel — similar to watching your bags time travel to the moon without you).
“Bro, I sold that token at a 2x and it hit a 50x an hour later… I’ve got full-blown jeetlag.”
by zoxecom April 08, 2025
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