krocksey's definitions

Jeetlag

The overwhelming exhaustion and regret one feels after impulsively selling a meme coin right before it moons — often followed by staring blankly at charts, questioning life choices, and muttering “I should’ve diamond-handed.”

Symptoms include:

Chronic chart-checking

Involuntary scrolling through Telegram alpha groups

Sudden outbursts like “WHY DID I SELL?!”

Insomnia induced by $PEPE candle hallucinations

Origin:
A tragic fusion of “jeet” (a degenerate who sells too early) and “jetlag” (feeling tired after time travel — similar to watching your bags time travel to the moon without you).

“Bro, I sold that token at a 2x and it hit a 50x an hour later… I’ve got full-blown jeetlag.”

by krocksey April 6, 2025

Jeetlag

The overwhelming exhaustion and regret one feels after impulsively selling a meme coin right before it moons — often followed by staring blankly at charts, questioning life choices, and muttering “I should’ve diamond-handed.”

Symptoms include:

Chronic chart-checking

Involuntary scrolling through Telegram alpha groups

Sudden outbursts like “WHY DID I SELL?!”

Insomnia induced by $PEPE candle hallucinations

Origin:
A tragic fusion of “jeet” (a degenerate who sells too early) and “jetlag” (feeling tired after time travel — similar to watching your bags time travel to the moon without you).

“Bro, I sold that token at a 2x and it hit a 50x an hour later… I’ve got full-blown jeetlag.”

by krocksey April 6, 2025