The overwhelming exhaustion and regret one feels after impulsively selling a meme coin right before it moons — often followed by staring blankly at charts, questioning life choices, and muttering “I should’ve diamond-handed.”
Symptoms include:
Chronic chart-checking
Involuntary scrolling through Telegram alpha groups
Sudden outbursts like “WHY DID I SELL?!”
Insomnia induced by $PEPE candle hallucinations
Origin:
A tragic fusion of “jeet” (a degenerate who sells too early) and “jetlag” (feeling tired after time travel — similar to watching your bags time travel to the moon without you).
Symptoms include:
Chronic chart-checking
Involuntary scrolling through Telegram alpha groups
Sudden outbursts like “WHY DID I SELL?!”
Insomnia induced by $PEPE candle hallucinations
Origin:
A tragic fusion of “jeet” (a degenerate who sells too early) and “jetlag” (feeling tired after time travel — similar to watching your bags time travel to the moon without you).
by krocksey April 06, 2025
The overwhelming exhaustion and regret one feels after impulsively selling a meme coin right before it moons — often followed by staring blankly at charts, questioning life choices, and muttering “I should’ve diamond-handed.”
Symptoms include:
Chronic chart-checking
Involuntary scrolling through Telegram alpha groups
Sudden outbursts like “WHY DID I SELL?!”
Insomnia induced by $PEPE candle hallucinations
Origin:
A tragic fusion of “jeet” (a degenerate who sells too early) and “jetlag” (feeling tired after time travel — similar to watching your bags time travel to the moon without you).
Symptoms include:
Chronic chart-checking
Involuntary scrolling through Telegram alpha groups
Sudden outbursts like “WHY DID I SELL?!”
Insomnia induced by $PEPE candle hallucinations
Origin:
A tragic fusion of “jeet” (a degenerate who sells too early) and “jetlag” (feeling tired after time travel — similar to watching your bags time travel to the moon without you).
by krocksey April 06, 2025