Used when you want to finish a project/task but someone starts unnecessarily applying red tape to delay or block it.
Johnathan: I have finished my project and will submit today
Richard: You cant submit until I have approved it
1 week later...
Johnathan: Can I obtain an update?
Richard: You will have it today!
2 week later...
Johnathan: Can I obtain an update?
Richard: You will have it today!
3 week later...
Johnathan: Can I obtain an update?
Richard: Let me quickly check
1 minute later...
Richard: Looks fine.
Peter: Johnathan you just been Jeppered
When you want to finish a task/project someone who unnecessarily applies red tape to delay or block it.
Johnathon: I have completed my task and will submit today
Richard: You can't I have to approve it
1 Week later...
Johnathon: Can I get an update?
Richard: I will check it now!
1 Week later...
Johnathon: Can I get an update?
Richard: I will check it now!
3 Week later...
Johnathon: Can I get an update?
Richard: Let me quickly check it now!
1 minute later...
Richard: Looks good to send
Peter: Johnathon you have been Jeppered!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.