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Jeepered 

To be chased and taken by someone in a noisy black jeep or any noisy black truck, like I'm the film Jeepers Creepers
"Oh goodness Bob, I'm just so worried that Maggie's gonna go to that party and get herself Jeepered"
Jeepered by Leonidas The Grand March 26, 2023
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Jeppered 

Used when you want to finish a project/task but someone starts unnecessarily applying red tape to delay or block it.
Johnathan: I have finished my project and will submit today
Richard: You cant submit until I have approved it

1 week later...
Johnathan: Can I obtain an update?
Richard: You will have it today!
2 week later...
Johnathan: Can I obtain an update?
Richard: You will have it today!
3 week later...
Johnathan: Can I obtain an update?
Richard: Let me quickly check
1 minute later...
Richard: Looks fine.
Peter: Johnathan you just been Jeppered
Jeppered by Office Leader November 5, 2020

Jeppered 

When you want to finish a task/project someone who unnecessarily applies red tape to delay or block it.
Johnathon: I have completed my task and will submit today
Richard: You can't I have to approve it
1 Week later...
Johnathon: Can I get an update?
Richard: I will check it now!
1 Week later...
Johnathon: Can I get an update?
Richard: I will check it now!
3 Week later...
Johnathon: Can I get an update?
Richard: Let me quickly check it now!
1 minute later...
Richard: Looks good to send
Peter: Johnathon you have been Jeppered!
Jeppered by Office Leader November 5, 2020

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026