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Gamestop only wanting to give me $15 for all those games was pure jewery.
Jewery by Hi-Hat January 1, 2011
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Jedery • Jewery • jefery • Jeder • jederek • Jedereon • Jederic • jederp • jederson • jedeyes
Any physical features or worn objects that affiliated with Judaism and Jewish people. Common jewish physical features can include side locks, frizzy hair, curly or extremely wavy hair, hooked noses, long unkempt beards with short hair, yamukas, and darker colored hair and/or eyes. Comes in grades ranging up to 24 karat.
Shlomo the Jew: This ain't your average jewery. This shit is 24 karat jewery.

Tyrone: Fuckin' brush that shit, nasty ass jewboy.
n. Painful ocular condition caused by viewing multiple sequential screenings of Star Wars, or similar, movies in an attempt to demonstrate the superiority of one’s fandom.

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Dude! Where you been all weekend, and why the white cane?

The Movieplex man. I got the jedeyes! I totally got the jedeyes!
jedeyes by gnostic3 December 18, 2017

jedryczka 

jedryczka is a person who can't behave during school trips.
— we're on a trip! yhym, yhym!
— man, don't act like a jedryczka!
The best asian kid, in Cali<3

To charm girls.
jeder ugly,jeder pretty,jeder beautiful
Jeder by Bicutoria March 30, 2009
The term ‘Jewery’ refers to when a bunch of sweats are being intentionally jewish.
Ross you are the CEO of Jewery

Why am I experiencing such jewery.
Jewery by Bigniggawithcake May 15, 2020
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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