Jedreks are a clan of testosterone fuelled male animals living and hunting together in packs. There is a distinct pecking order that each member of the
pack must adhere to at all times although this can be challenged if younger smaller animals feel they have gained the strength.
The youngest and smallest member of the
pack is often referred to as the Ashley or the
Jordan, this i a terrible position to be in the
pack and can often be a pointless and miserable existence. Surviving on the scraps the others leave with the scraps coming at a cost when the older Jedreks slip in to his living quarters to physically and verbally abuse the
poor little blighter.
The most dominant rampant member of the
pack is a bald mangy looking
animal with beedy little eyes that is often known as the jezza or the Jerry. jezza stamps his dominance by claiming the coldest dankest corner of the cave as his own getting the first choice of vermin to scavenge and paying frequent visits to the other
pack members asserting his authority by penetrating or attacking the other pack members.
The rest of the pack is known as the Stavros or in the
UK can be called the Steves. The Stavros have no real purpose they just do as they are told by the Jezza and
will occasionally penetrate and attack their younger siblings to try and assert the dominance they know they
will never have.