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Jewniform 

The traditional uniform of the college age Jewish girl. The Jewniform includes, but is not limited to, a messy bun cocked to one side or another, sunglasses that cover approximately 80-85% of one's face, a t-shirt or sweatshirt advertising either a Jewish camp, youth group or sorority, a North Face jacket, black leggings (no pants, of course), converse sneakers in the summer and tall Ugg boots in the winter, and a black or brown large Longchamp Le Pliage bag. Extra points for each additional piece of Tiffany jewelry. A North Face backpack may be substituted for the Longchamp bag.
Boy 1: woah - why isn't that girl wearing pants?
Boy 2: don't be alarmed, it's just her jewniform
Jewniform by BichonLover November 12, 2009
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Jewniform 

1. The traditional clothing of the Jewish peoples, including but not exclusive to yamulkes; long, curled sidelocks; tallits (prayer shawls); and black suits with black hats and beards.
Ari: Whoa, look at you, all fancy in your Jewniform!
Gilad: Be quiet, Ariel, it is Shabbat, the day G-d watches us...
Jewniform by Scott219 June 22, 2006

jeanifer 

A beautiful, hot, sweet, caring lady. she attracts A LOT of guys. she can cheer you up when your down. A lot of people are jealous of her. Shes the type of person you can depend on. She can follow through on almost anything. She's always determined and confident. She likes for her voice to be heard. So listen up. she has a lot of common sense and great advice. Also daring too. She's not afraid to try something new. She's athletic. Loves to do everything. She is really talented. Loves to stand out. She's one of these most randomest, unique, crazy, amazing girl you will have ever meet. She is always full of surprises that you wouldn't expect. and probably the most caring person you will ever come across. Jeanifer is an amazing girl. She helps people w/ their problems even though she might be going through stuff of her own. Keeps her promises and doesnt reveal your secrets. An awesome friend. Loves to party and have fun. Prefers to hear the truth no matter how much it hurts. Has a great personality. Very smart but can act like a total air head sometimes. She is loyal to friends & family & will stand by you as long as you will let them; very supportive. Jennifer has a deep passion for life & the things that are important to her. Some guys dont even deserve her. She is worth waiting for, fighting for. She's fun, strong, outgoing and perfect. Go for her. And once you got her. Never let her go.
Jeanifer is just being herself.
jeanifer by Sista3 November 24, 2021

Jewniform 

The crazy attire and appearance of a true Jewish man. Black suit, crazy hat, lovely beard and ringlets in his hair. Often seen at Airports or in North London.
"Check out that Jewniform"
Jewniform by Chris Royle November 13, 2009

janiform 

Having two faces, so means you can suck two dicks at a time
my friend dave is janiform and sucked me and Big Ounces fat dick
janiform by Yeet.com April 6, 2021

jenniforic 

Jenn-i-for-ic; Jennifer is a fun, outrageous, random, ironic character.
As she cuts out letters from the magazine and pastes words or phrases together turning her ransom notes into a jenniforic creation.
jenniforic by Jenniforic June 6, 2018