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That special kind of rash that develops when you've bumped uglies with some scallywag of sexual ill-repute.
"Hey, what's that?".

"Oh, it's just my rude rash"
by Chris Royle June 09, 2010

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The crazy attire and appearance of a true Jewish man. Black suit, crazy hat, lovely beard and ringlets in his hair. Often seen at Airports or in North London.
"Check out that Jewniform"
by Chris Royle November 13, 2009

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