Jazzture is a Jazz-country-blues-pop singer from Sweden. He defines as a Kylskåp and tänder på träd and blåa frysboxar. He is NOT older than 47 and absolutley not 87.
Jazzture is known for his band (JTBB) and for suing Instagram.
Jazzture is known for his band (JTBB) and for suing Instagram.
Guy 1: "Yo! Have you seen this new Instagram accont? His name is @sugminjazzture! He just commented 'Nice toilet' on my mirror selfie!"
Dude 1: "Have you heard Lottie's dörr låt from JTBB? It's the BEST!"
Dude 2: "I love JTBB! Sommar I Miami is suckha bop!"
Dude 3: "Woah! Can I listen too them on spotify?"
Dude 2: Not yet! but they are having a new album SOON!"
Dude 1: "Have you heard Lottie's dörr låt from JTBB? It's the BEST!"
Dude 2: "I love JTBB! Sommar I Miami is suckha bop!"
Dude 3: "Woah! Can I listen too them on spotify?"
Dude 2: Not yet! but they are having a new album SOON!"
by TrattTIdningenAB May 19, 2020
Get the Jazzture mug.The mindless, meandering solo or song played by coffee-shop "jazz" acts. Especially referring to the solo bass player, trying to channel Jaco, with his 27 string bass and his $15 homemade CD with his goateed face on the cover, for sale at the counter.
Jane felt dirty with the gratuitous, self-indulgent jazzturbation going on right next to her in the coffee shop.
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