Jazzture 

Jazzture is a Jazz-country-blues-pop singer from Sweden. He defines as a Kylskåp and tänder på träd and blåa frysboxar. He is NOT older than 47 and absolutley not 87.

Jazzture is known for his band (JTBB) and for suing Instagram.

Guy 1: "Yo! Have you seen this new Instagram accont? His name is @sugminjazzture! He just commented 'Nice toilet' on my mirror selfie!"

Dude 1: "Have you heard Lottie's dörr låt from JTBB? It's the BEST!"
Dude 2: "I love JTBB! Sommar I Miami is suckha bop!"
Dude 3: "Woah! Can I listen too them on spotify?"
Dude 2: Not yet! but they are having a new album SOON!"

Jazzture by TrattTIdningenAB May 19, 2020

Jazzturbation 

The mindless, meandering solo or song played by coffee-shop "jazz" acts. Especially referring to the solo bass player, trying to channel Jaco, with his 27 string bass and his $15 homemade CD with his goateed face on the cover, for sale at the counter.

Jane felt dirty with the gratuitous, self-indulgent jazzturbation going on right next to her in the coffee shop.

Jazzturbation by CraigDC December 19, 2007