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dad jazz 

Bland, emotionless and purely instrumental jazz music. No matter where you live, it is played on a radio station named The Oasis and makes Breezin' look like Bitches Brew. Evidence of improvisation ranges from minimal to nonexistent. The soundtrack to khaki shorts, polos, seldom used golf clubs, mandals and combovers.
Bahia Funk by Lee Ritenour is a prime example of dad jazz.
dad jazz by eyehateman April 21, 2011
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jazz daddy 

the true jazz daddy, aka chaddy is someone capable of having sex with 20 women at once. there's only one jazz daddy and that's jazz daddy.
hades was nervous to meet with jazz daddy. he had been talking to him for a month and they finally decided to meet in person. maybe he would be the one. there was a knock on the door. hades took a deep breath, and opened it. instead of the 5'4" shy femboy he was expected, he saw a giant, 7 and a half foot man, clothed in leather straps, with a large bulge in his pelvic area. "hey hades," he said in an earth rumbling voice. he ducked under the door frame to step into the house. he leads hades to the bedroom without speaking a word. jazz picks him up like a toy and places him on the bed. in a flash, hades' clothing came off, and so did jazz's. hades tries to speak but jazz shoves a ballgag around his neck, effectively muting him.
jazz daddy by goldyhugepp January 25, 2021

Jazz Daddy 

The hottest man alive. There is only 1
Omg look its the jazz daddy.

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026