Jay's 

Generally someone who is alone. By them self.

Oh my god, not again! I'm on my Jay's!

Jay's by Bexa May 4, 2005

Jay's Rap

From the movie "jay and silent bob strike back"

goes something like this

Fuck Fuck Fuck.
Mutha mutha fuck mutha mutha fuck fuck
mutha fuck mutha fuck noich noich noich
1,2,1 2 3 4 noich noich noich
smokin weed, smokin wizz
doin coke, drinkin beers
drinkin beers beers beers
rollin fatty's, smokin blunts,
who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts
rollin blunts is so..
(hey can i get a nicklebag?)
15 bucks little man
put that shit, in my hand
if that money doesnt show,
then you owe me owe me owe

Jay's rap from the movie is tight

Jay's Rap by Hov' January 9, 2005

Jay's Dozen 

12 jelly donuts, 12 strips of bacon, 12 packs of jelly beans and 12 cans of PBR. Called a Jay's dozen bc he uses them as an enticement to get indecently large women back to his bedroom. The trap starts by getting the targeted woman (180lbs min) drunk on the 12 cans of PBR. Jay then gives them the 12 jelly donuts, practically taking them into a coma. He then lays out the 12 jelly beans in a trail to his bedroom. At which point they find 12 strips of bacon in bed. Game over.

"Yo, you see that hog doing the walk of shame from Jay's room this morning?"

"Yea, dude. She was playing hard to get last night, but he pulled out the Jay's dozen. Game over."

Jay's Dozen by His Majesty the King November 22, 2011

jay's fallacy 

The act of using big words to cover up an illogical argument.

Devin used Jay's Fallacy trying to act slick.

jay's fallacy by Kav! June 10, 2019

Jay's Treaty 

An agreement from the British to evacuate the posts in the West. They also promised to compensate American shipowners for seizures in the West Indies and to open up their colonies in Asia to American Ships. However the British did not concede to American demands that the rights of neutrals on the high seas be respected. As well John Jay committed the United States to paying pre-Revolutionary debts still owed to British merchants. Although Jay might have driven a hard bargain, this was a valuable treaty for the United States but also a humiliating one. Most of what the United States gained already legally belonged to it, and the treaty sacrificed principals of importance to a nation dependent on foreign trade.

Jay's Treaty

An agreement from the British to evacuate the posts in the West. They also promised to compensate American shipowners for seizures in the West Indies and to open up their colonies in Asia to American Ships. However the British did not concede to American demands that the rights of neutrals on the high seas be respected. As well John Jay committed the United States to paying pre-Revolutionary debts still owed to British merchants. Although Jay might have driven a hard bargain, this was a valuable treaty for the United States but also a humiliating one. Most of what the United States gained already legally belonged to it, and the treaty sacrificed principals of importance to a nation dependent on foreign trade.

Jay's Treaty by Awes Zaki April 10, 2011

Jay's Microwave 

1) A microwave that has been in use for years but never cleaned. Splattered foods from all walks of life are caked on the walls so thick that you could make an entire meal out of it, if you were brave enough to scrape it all off. Regardless of the food you put in there, it comes out smelling like every dish that has been put in before it.

2) What you get when you mix bean burritos, pizza, tuna fish, popcorn, nachos, fish sticks, hot dogs, corn dogs, hamburgers, funnel cakes, macaroni and cheese, beans, chili, Taco Bell, and sloppy joes, put them in the microwave until they explode, and then cook your regular food in it.

3) When something is utterly disgusting.

"Look at my truck. It's got mud and bird shit all over it!" -"Yeah, it looks like Jay's Microwave."

"I had a bad case of explosive diarrhea and when I got done, it looked like Jay's Microwave."

"I picked up a girl at the bar and when I stuck my hand down her pants I got all kinds of Jay's Microwave on it."

Jay's Microwave by Grand Fortuna May 9, 2008

Jay’s Lodge. 

A cabin in the woods that people enter a virgin and come out a ... well, you don’t want to know.

Did you see that lodge in the woods ? Yeah it’s a Jay’s Lodge.

Jay’s Lodge. by JayIsNormalManChild November 9, 2018