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A grumpy old man who hates young people. In love with the ship's airlock.

50,000 year old Prothean from the video game Mass Effect 3.
Javik, stop hating on primitives.
Javik by GreyNayr January 28, 2014
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Janik is a boy who would do anything for his friends and family. He would never admit it, but he cares more about people than he realizes. He hides his true emotions because he doesn’t want other people to have to deal with it. If you have a Janik in your life hold on tight, if you let go for a second he’ll disappear. Janik likes to keep things simple, structured, and organized, however he is full of surprises. If Janik is comfortable around you you’ll see a whole new person. If you have a Janik in your life you know you can always rely on him to cheer you up and support you, but remember that he needs you as well. Janik never opens up about his emotions unless it’s to someone really close to him, such as a lover, and when he does be sure to take it seriously because he does not do it often. Love Janik with all your heart, because all he really wants is to be loved and cared for.
Janik, don’t forget how much I love you.
Janik by MooseLooksEverywhere May 31, 2021
Related Words
Javik • Javika • Javier • javi • Javian • janika • Javiera • javid • Jamika • Javiar

Yuan Javier 

The type of person that smells like sweat and shit at the same time, his smell is so bad you can't endure him for five seconds straight
Lmao, that guy smells like Yuan Javier
javiera is funny caring and probably hispanic. they are very love able and loves hugs, javiera’s usually want to be in a relationship but they are really awkward but once you get to know them

they are crazy. get a javiera in your life, there isn’t many in america but many in south america
is that javiera?

yeah! that’s my best friend
Javiera by wryd December 10, 2019
Highly multidimensional guy with many facets. He can be a tough-headed beast doing reps on the bars one second, and then make a girl feel like a princess the next. A little flirty, but always honest, and a great deal stronger than he believes. He may not always see the good in himself, yet everyone else can see it clearly. Some days he deserves a good slap upside the back of his head, but usually, all he needs is a hug. A Javier is a lot of fun and easy to get along with, though he is very set in his beliefs where it counts. Half devil, half angel, and completely amazing.
Javier is a good guy that you don't wanna mess with, EVER. Get to know him, and you'll either love him with all your heart, or else you'll run screaming for the hills... It all depends on your own assholery.
Javier by TrackerElf;) January 6, 2013
Janika is a power woman whose days seem to have more than 24 hours. She likes to be around people and loves to spread joy to others. As if her slogan was: If you can't find the sunshine... be the sunshine! And the success proves her right.
Janika by amg_cgn November 26, 2021
(Jasika) The most supportive and loving girl that walks this earth. She has beautiful eyes that sparkle even at night. Her smile can light up a whole room filled with darkness. And her laugh is contagious and cute. She really loves being called (Jess) Boys can't help but to stare. If she falls in love, she won't stop thinking about you. She is intelligent, athletic, flexible, into art, and great at listening. If you ever find yourself a, Jasika don't let go.
"Hey, who is the hottie with the cute smile?"

"Her name is Jasika. She is total wifey material."
Jasika by Jess (jasika) May 11, 2020
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