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Jaunce (n) - Can be used to describe anything at all, when you are too lazy to think of a word you can insert 'jaunce' here.
Look at that jaunce.
Whats up with this jaunce?
Yo jauncen.
jaunce by Mobile_Jauncen December 8, 2004
Words you can keep
-"That was some janse"
-"that smells like some jaunce"
-"She looks like some jaunce"
Jaunce by MEZ325 July 25, 2011
Related Words
jaunce Jauncey jounce jance Jancer Janced jaundeuce Jaunte Jahnces Jancee
Jance is a smart caring woman. She knows how to make the best of life. She has a great smile and always always keeps going. She ain't a quitter she knows how to be patient and that In time things will work out. Oh and Jance loves music and poetry!
Jance I would like to dance.

SAY MY NAME..

I can be tamed.
You have a heart purer then gold

I would like to be there for you till we r old

I'm so sorry for your hurt.
I would like to do more than flirt.
I know we can make this work

Would you please call me a dork.
Jance I ask you to give us a chance.
jance by TrOlLsTrUeCoUlOrs12 November 24, 2017
Plain Amazing
Usually a sexy blonde
That girl Jancee is like a wild Artic Fox.
Jancee by rockerman12564 March 1, 2010
Term appearing in A. Bester's novel 'The Stars My Destination', indicating the act of teleportation of oneself by mere use of willpower.

Also as verb:

Jaunting is the ability to teleport oneself, unaided, by a simple expression of will. The only requirements are that you know where you are and can visualize where you are going.
"The orderly disappeared as he jaunted to a supply cabin, and reappeared alongside the tank five seconds later."
Jaunte by erebor April 5, 2013

The Jaunzemis Effect 

1. When you use any living or non-living thing's success or progress to benefit yourself.

2. When you trick and or confuse someone into giving you money.

3. When your ego is through the roof and you won't let a single soul tell you otherwise.

Based off of the YouTube celebrity and role model to all things breathing, "Ryan Jaunzemis"
Person 1: Hey man, you aren't going to believe what Ryan told me he needed money for!

Person 2: Wait, he borrowed money from me too. What did he say it was for?

Person 1: He said it was for the therapy he had to go when he made magnificent bagels.

Person 2: He told me the same thing! I was confused so I just gave it to him. I wonder what he's spending it on.

Person 2: I don't know but I know we've been hit by The Jaunzemis Effect!

Jauniece 

Highly intelligent woman that is respected by many. She is strong, as well as, compassionate, wise, and humble. She has a reserved yet confident mannerism. This lady will prosper in all that she does in life!
Man that girl is the full package! Yeah she is Jauniece for sure!
Jauniece by Piratestreasure February 5, 2010
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