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A very handsome Jacob, usually has a very large penis.
omg did you see jaub get out of the shower last night?
Jaub by Dogpancake November 20, 2022
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jaubeargui 

best counter-strike player that ever lived
/top15

Rank 1: jaubeargui
jaubeargui by gosuplayer February 22, 2012
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Jaubarie 

Jaubarie is a type of person you will fall in love with when you first lay eyes on him, alot of ladies love him and he is extremely athletic. He's no fool, but he will trick you. He's a heartbreaker but you keep going back for more. He's a great guy friend but a heart breaker. He always cracks jokes and your never bored when you are with him. Time seems to fly bye when you are around him and you don't notice.!
He's just athletic as Jaubarie!
Jaubarie by unknown to you always. December 18, 2012

JauBoosted

A player who gained ELO while playing with hackers in the ranked game mode of Rainbow Six: Siege.
1. "That guy is not a diamond player he is actually JauBoosted"

2. "Dude that guy plays like a gold but this is a diamond ranked game. He must be JauBoosted!"
JauBoosted by Steven-Psy May 30, 2018
a ship name for Dreamwork's Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians x Aubrey. Soon to have a lot of fanart of them together!
Wow, I think Jack Frost and Aubrey are sexy together! zooweemama! Who else here ships jaubrey?!?!?
jaubrey by jaubreyshipper4ever February 28, 2024
Jaube — improper, offensive

An asian person apart of a gang/tries hard to seem like they’re in a gang — often acts out in violent ways higher class strengths of society wouldn’t.
Jaube — improper, offensive, derogatory

An asian person, typically of male sex who tries to emulate or manipulate behaviour of a gangster black man — often in attempts to seem cool or gangster in front of seniors.
Japanese Senior 1: “You see that new kid around? He’s kinda badass don’t ya think.”
Japanese Senior 2: “Eh, he’s just acting Jaube.”
Japanese Senior 3: “The fucks a Jaube?”
Japanese Senior 2: “Listens to too much rap, wears baggy clothing, claims to be apart of a gang… you know what kind of person that is. We’ve all met one.”
Jaube by VD Jance October 4, 2025
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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