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To Jasp: the act of poking/stroking/fondling near or around an unwilling bunghole. Usually occurs during movies; darkness provides the perfect atmosphere for a Jaspist to strike.
Gay Man 1: What's the matter? You're lookin kinda down
Gay Man 2: I did something wrong...
Gay Man 1: Have you been jaspin' again?
Gay Man 2: I jasped my little brother... again.
jaspin' by ivebeenjasped February 12, 2010
A very Beautiful go to talk to and she’s smart and outgoing and she loves to hang with friends she has a lot of friends and she’s good girlfriend so if you have a Jaslin in your life you might want to keep her because she will always love you no matter what she’s the most happiest person on the world and she is very pretty a lot of guys love her but she doesn’t think she that pretty but you have to tell her she is and that you love her
Wow jaslin your really cute
Jaslin by Mill September 26, 2018
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jaspinda 

A New Zealand leader that has mastered the art of lies and deception through media spin, usually involves long drawn out responses that have little content and nothing to do with the topic on hand.
Usually involves many rapid arm movements, flashing teeth and tiltly head action to aid in the distraction and spin
bro that person talked for hours and still didnt really say anything. yea bro thats jaspinda speak for ya.
jaspinda by muppeth8r October 15, 2020
Someone who can make you smile in the worst times, they have a cold heart but they’re soft towards people they care about. They’re also good at hiding their emotions. They have a great personality as well and they’re the most reliable. They’ll always be there for you even if there has been a bad past.
I’d like to have a Jaslina in my life.
Jaslina by ._.XerosT23 June 9, 2018
Jasmine is amazing. She is beautiful, stunning, sweet and kind girl that could make anyone in the world happy to just be around her. With a Jasmine, you will feel like you can say anything to her, and never be judged for it. She will make you feel happy in every way possible. Jasmine is one of the best friends you could ever ask for, and if you have one, don't ever let her go. You may often feel jealous of her due to her looks and fun nature. Her advice makes you want to get down on your knees and beg for more, as it always seems to help in every situation, no matter what. Overall, to have a Jasmine in your life could be one of the best things you could ever have, and you should always treasure that gift.
Person 1: Oh my god! Did you see the new girl? She looks stunning in that dress!
Person 2: Yeah! I spoke to her too, she gives great advice and is really kind! I wish she was my best friend.

Person 1: I know right? Do you know her name?
Person 2: No, but I think she must be a Jasmine.
Person 1: Of course, why didn't I think of that. I wish I already had a Jasmine in my life.
Jasmine by AleenaLycra123 October 15, 2018
A sweet girl who will often put herself down so others may be happy. For the most part she will always appear to be happy, But until you find out what she truly goes through, you will never know who she truly is
Jasmine, i love you
Jasmine by Zay Munoz July 20, 2017

jasmine masters 

Jasmine Masters is the OG meme queen of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7. Inventor of the word jush, Jasmine always has something to say.
"I am Jasmine Masters and I have something to say."
"RuPaul's Drag Race has done fucked up drag, bottom line cut and dry."
"No T no shade, no pink lemonade."
"Girl you better get your jush."
"Pop the corn so them childrens can eat."
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Me: Poggers!
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