jasping

Jasping is Welsh code for shagging sheep. Typically this act involves the use of Wellington Boots.

i was jasping for air, in the way my grandfather taught me.

by Yav69 July 23, 2017

jaspinda

A New Zealand leader that has mastered the art of lies and deception through media spin, usually involves long drawn out responses that have little content and nothing to do with the topic on hand.
Usually involves many rapid arm movements, flashing teeth and tiltly head action to aid in the distraction and spin

bro that person talked for hours and still didnt really say anything. yea bro thats jaspinda speak for ya.

by muppeth8r October 15, 2020

Jaspinder

Is a Indian Beauty! A Jaspinder is a goddess worrier that knows how to get what she wants! Gives no shit about haters. Only one way for this Indian beauty, and that’s the way to success. She’s a hot bitch with a sweet attitude! If u see a Jaspiner, u stay on her good side!

Ellen: Minzy, I don’t think I can do it! There is nooo wayyy I will get the job
Minzy: U DUMB FUCK, can u start feeling Jaspinder about your self?!!

by Moonisalwaysfull October 15, 2019

Happy Japing

Japing (wanking into an old or new sock) followed by slapping people who are younger round you with this dirty sock. Invented by the 2007 Ryle House Lower 6th. Founded by Joe Carr-Hill

Hey higgins i think we should go happy japing.
Yeah go on that would be a right laugh. I think we should get the 4th form
Great idea you assclown! Now Suck my ridges!

by Assclown United December 12, 2007

Jalping

Jalping is the act of approaching stranger and begging for money/a square/crack/etc. The demand for capital is often accompanied by some bunk story about how they got jumped by ten homies on the North Side, one of their relatives catching the bubonic plague and needing money, or how they need gas to get to the next big town.

"Hey man, let me tell you a story man. My brother and I were delivering cupcakes to the Orphans when we saw a vet clinic on fire so we ran in on down there and saved all the kittens but my brother died and the cupcakes burned man. I was wondering if you could give me $1.25 so I can gets some more cupcakes man."

"Get out of here man, you're just jalping"

by J. Freeman May 19, 2006

japping

to express discontent and irritation by exaggerated emotions such as shouting, flailing of body parts, or use of disrespectful remarks. (Sometimes used as a phrase "japping out")

My mother japped out when I arrived home extremely late from a party.

by Sharice November 22, 2003

Japping Off

The act of constantly discussing one's life with regard to college applications often in a passively competitive nature with one's peers.

Guy: "Yeah man, I collected about three hours, of community service yesterday, I just hope I can keep up my top 5% class rank with all of my extracurriculars. What about you? What did you get on your SAT again?"

Guy #2: "No one cares about your college shit bro. Stop japping off.""

by Shugamoe September 13, 2012